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Re: Have you got a joke (clean) worse than mine!

Postby Mandrake » Oct 13th, '18, 22:23



Someone get me a drink, I read all 49 pages over two nights, there's some seriously funny stuff here, please keep it going!

( Oh poops, now it's 50 pages!!!!) :D

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Re: Have you got a joke (clean) worse than mine!

Postby MrCat » Oct 16th, '18, 07:33

Ancient folk wisdom:
Red sky at night, shepheards delight.
Blue sky at night, Day.

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Re: Have you got a joke (clean) worse than mine!

Postby Mandrake » Oct 21st, '18, 18:20

You probably won't believe I'm actually saying this but, seriously folks, you all need Occult. Occult is good, Occult will make a huge difference to your life and your health. Get into the Occult routine… oh, hang on a sec, I think perhaps that should be Yakult...... :oops:

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Re: Have you got a joke (clean) worse than mine!

Postby MrCat » Oct 21st, '18, 22:17

They said "Don't try this at home!"

So I'm coming round to your house.

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Re: Have you got a joke (clean) worse than mine!

Postby Mandrake » Oct 24th, '18, 19:45

Mandrake wrote: there's some seriously funny stuff here

Hmmm perhaps we could sort of edit this thread into a proper joke book, headings, topics and all that sort of thing. Might only take about 20 years... :shock:

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Re: Have you got a joke (clean) worse than mine!

Postby MrCat » Oct 25th, '18, 07:53

"We"...? :mrgreen:

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Re: Have you got a joke (clean) worse than mine!

Postby Mandrake » Oct 27th, '18, 07:40

I've bought a new book, the autobiography of Francesco Sello, the man who invented Sellotape. I haven't read it yet, I can't seem to find the beginning......

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Re: Have you got a joke (clean) worse than mine!

Postby Mandrake » Oct 27th, '18, 21:30

For Christmas I'm getting Mrs.M some new beads for her abacus. It's the little things that count......

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Re: Have you got a joke (clean) worse than mine!

Postby MrCat » Oct 28th, '18, 10:07

Hahah!

Well I'm being super lazy today. It's just like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape. My neighbur came and banged on my door at 2.30AM!! Luckily I was still up practicing the bagpipes.

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Re: Have you got a joke (clean) worse than mine!

Postby Mandrake » Oct 28th, '18, 12:28

but I'm wearing a cape
Don't forget to wear your pants on the outside as well....

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Re: Have you got a joke (clean) worse than mine!

Postby MrCat » Oct 28th, '18, 12:58

Mandrake wrote:
but I'm wearing a cape
Don't forget to wear your pants on the outside as well....


Oh!!? Are you meant to wear them on the inside normally? :oops:

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Re: Have you got a joke (clean) worse than mine!

Postby MrCat » Oct 28th, '18, 16:38

I'm a bit sad now... I keep going to my kitchen to find food, but all I find is ingredients :?

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