by AJ82 » Jun 8th, '06, 18:44
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
and...
A guy was sitting in the bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself:
"Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. I wonder which airline she works for ? "
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airline slogan, "Love to fly and it shows ? "
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:"Well, she obviously doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head, so he leaned towards her again and said, "Something special in the air ?"
She gave him the same confused look, and he mentally kicked himself, while scratching Singapore Airlines off the list.
He thought "Perhaps she works for Thai Airways.." and said, " Smooth as Silk ?"
This time the woman turned on him and said, "What the F*** do you want ? "
The man smiled, slumped back in his chair, and said - "Ahhhhh, RyanAir !"
---> Got these jokes from a friend via email. Not sure if they are any good as I don't really get meny jokes but thought I would share them with you.
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