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*Jumps up and down excitedly*

Please can I play the role of Simon Cowell - seeing how we share the same surname ?? The amount of people who ask "Are you related to Simon?", when they find out my surname is Cowell, is just unreal

If need be - I'll wear my trousers up to my armpits

moonbeam wrote:*Jumps up and down excitedly*

Please can I play the role of Simon Cowell - seeing how we share the same surname ?? The amount of people who ask "Are you related to Simon?", when they find out my surname is Cowell, is just unreal

If need be - I'll wear my trousers up to my armpits

up to your armpits? can't you find a pair long enough to reach your neck?

Blapsing_Beard wrote:up to your armpits? can't you find a pair long enough to reach your neck?

Well..... I actually thought about wearing pants up to my neck but I might need my arms free so I can wave them about madly and point and laugh at people and tell them how cr*p they are

.....On second thoughts if I do wear my pants up to my neck, my hands will be outta sight down my pants ..... hmmm, sounds more fun this way I think