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Postby trickyricky » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:25 am



Cant believe i missed this! Oh well, im just going to talk like a pirate today and confuse everybody! If someone asks why im talking like a pirate, i'll say i missed talk like a pirate day so im doing it today instead!

'Arr i know i be late, but i was sailin the seven seas when a giant squid from Davey Jones' locker jumped up on deck....'

I was born with Multiple Personality Disorder. Luckily, they are all me, they just dont always get along...
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Postby Mandrake » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:07 am

Late entry, and a Golden Oldie at that:

A man walks into a pub and he's dressed in full Pirate costume, three cornered hat, long coat, parrot on one shoulder all that sort of stuff. One of the inebriated regulars looks at him a little unsteadily over the top of his beer and in a slurred voice says, 'Who the hell are you then?' and the man says, 'Captain Kidd'. The drunk replies, 'If you're Captain Kidd then where's your Buccaneers?' and the man replies, 'On each side of me buccan head you idiot'. (OK, I'll get my coat :oops: …..)

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Postby Tomo » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:16 am

As Tom Baker never said in Blackadder: Aaaah! You have a woman's peek wallet! I'll wager that wallet was never used as a life boat for a poor sea captain and his best cabin boy shipwrecked by the giant spindly fish of the Azores!

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Postby Stephen Ward » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:51 pm

Does pirate music come on CD-Arr! :lol:

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Postby Lawrence » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:53 pm

stephenmagic wrote:Does pirate music come on CD-Arr! :lol:


available at ARRgos! :: dear dear ::

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Re: because you're a pirate!!

Postby Mandrake » Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:08 pm

After 6 years of no mention, and almost too late, today (September 19th) is Talk Like A Pirate Day - arrrrr, Jim Lad!!

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Re: because you're a pirate!!

Postby Stephen Ward » Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:15 pm

6 years?! It only seems like yesterday

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Re: because you're a pirate!!

Postby kevmundo » Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:35 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKv5ulewTO4


We wants a training day!!!!

Trust me, it's a classic!!!! :D

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Re: because you're a pirate!!

Postby Mandrake » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:32 am

Ooooh Arrr mateys, today be Talk Like a Pirate Day again harrr, harrr....

(And Lulu are offering 25% off print books if you quote MATEY25!)

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Postby bmat » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:41 pm

Lawrence wrote:
majortom wrote:Arrr


i've just been randomly doing this all day. and just adding the word "avast" into sentences for no real reason.


I do this all the time, is this not normal?

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Postby Mandrake » Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:18 pm

bmat wrote:
I do this all the time, is this not normal?


We are magicians therefore we are definitely not normal!!

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