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Postby trickyricky » Sep 20th, '06, 09:25



Cant believe i missed this! Oh well, im just going to talk like a pirate today and confuse everybody! If someone asks why im talking like a pirate, i'll say i missed talk like a pirate day so im doing it today instead!

'Arr i know i be late, but i was sailin the seven seas when a giant squid from Davey Jones' locker jumped up on deck....'

I was born with Multiple Personality Disorder. Luckily, they are all me, they just dont always get along...
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Postby Mandrake » Sep 21st, '06, 08:07

Late entry, and a Golden Oldie at that:

A man walks into a pub and he's dressed in full Pirate costume, three cornered hat, long coat, parrot on one shoulder all that sort of stuff. One of the inebriated regulars looks at him a little unsteadily over the top of his beer and in a slurred voice says, 'Who the hell are you then?' and the man says, 'Captain Kidd'. The drunk replies, 'If you're Captain Kidd then where's your Buccaneers?' and the man replies, 'On each side of me buccan head you idiot'. (OK, I'll get my coat :oops: …..)

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Postby Tomo » Sep 21st, '06, 08:16

As Tom Baker never said in Blackadder: Aaaah! You have a woman's peek wallet! I'll wager that wallet was never used as a life boat for a poor sea captain and his best cabin boy shipwrecked by the giant spindly fish of the Azores!

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Postby Stephen Ward » Sep 21st, '06, 11:51

Does pirate music come on CD-Arr! :lol:

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Postby Lawrence » Sep 21st, '06, 11:53

stephenmagic wrote:Does pirate music come on CD-Arr! :lol:


available at ARRgos! :: dear dear ::

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Re: because you're a pirate!!

Postby Mandrake » Sep 19th, '12, 20:08

After 6 years of no mention, and almost too late, today (September 19th) is Talk Like A Pirate Day - arrrrr, Jim Lad!!

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Re: because you're a pirate!!

Postby Stephen Ward » Sep 19th, '12, 20:15

6 years?! It only seems like yesterday

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Re: because you're a pirate!!

Postby kevmundo » Sep 19th, '12, 20:35

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKv5ulewTO4


We wants a training day!!!!

Trust me, it's a classic!!!! :D

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Re: because you're a pirate!!

Postby Mandrake » Sep 19th, '14, 09:32

Ooooh Arrr mateys, today be Talk Like a Pirate Day again harrr, harrr....

(And Lulu are offering 25% off print books if you quote MATEY25!)

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Postby bmat » Sep 22nd, '14, 15:41

Lawrence wrote:
majortom wrote:Arrr


i've just been randomly doing this all day. and just adding the word "avast" into sentences for no real reason.


I do this all the time, is this not normal?

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Postby Mandrake » Sep 22nd, '14, 17:18

bmat wrote:
I do this all the time, is this not normal?


We are magicians therefore we are definitely not normal!!

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