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Me: Hello. Can you tell me about that car?
Salesman: Up to a point sir. It's very good, and suitable for you, I promise. It doesn't burn cute little kittens for fuel and there are no electrified seats that might frazzle your children.
Me: Right. Um, what size engine does it have?
Salesman: Can't tell you that sir.
Me: Why not?
Salesman: Well, you might not want to buy it. I can tell you that it doesn't have trained pygmy horses under the bonnet. Nor does it use magnets or IT. And it can be viewed surrounded.
Me: Does it run on petrol? Diesel? LPG?
Salesman: Are you trying to ruin me?
Me: Sorry?
Salesman: If I told people that LPG cars ran on LPG they'd be less likely to buy them. Or...errrrr.....they might make their own!
nikyas wrote:We are suppose to help each other, hence the reason for this forum in the first place.
gunnarkr wrote:I'm just curious to know what kind of magic car Charles Calthrop wants to buy? Kitty Kitty Bang Bang?
It's strange to compare buying a car to buying a magic or a magic prop. Magic is all about secrets and honours between those who know the secrets.
He should rather compare magic with somebody that wants to know the ingredients of the Coca Cola syrup. Do you think a consumer of Coke could get the exact ingredients? I don't tink so...
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