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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Lady of Mystery » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:48 am



mark lewis wrote:...should be entertaining rather than an exercise in technique. I have always said that you don't really need more than 5 or 6 moves to be really good... It is your tongue that is far more important than your fingers.


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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby MatCult » Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:18 am

Visual innuendo bingo, courtesy of Penguin:

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Lady of Mystery » Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:27 am

daleshrimpton wrote:buy a large hard plastic one, put it in a cup, add boiling water.
this softens the plastic.
Then stretch the softened tip over a broom handle.

Take care , as you are obviously dealing with hot liquids.


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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Mandrake » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:16 pm

kevmundo wrote: Anyways, I got drunk one night and lost it.

The woman next door said something similar.... :D

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Mandrake » Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:36 pm

Mr_Grue wrote: I knew the position perfectly well, just didn't have the confidence
Quite a common story... so they tell me.... :D

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Mandrake » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:40 pm

Dan Q wrote:let's see if I can manage it again this afternoon...


I've been saying that to Mrs.M for years..... :wink:

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby magicdiscoman » Tue Sep 02, 2014 4:43 pm

Rape, Pillage and plunder. So, go look through all your magic stuff and choose effects that relate to one or all of those categories bmat rote


lets see rope, blindfold, handcuffs..... rohipnoll...... :oops: erm wrong magic kit. :oops:

naked mentalism perhaps..... snigger, snigger :D

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Lady of Mystery » Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:24 am

bmat wrote:Your best bet would be a bang ring, if it would still fit into one.

:shock:

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby bmat » Tue Jan 06, 2015 8:45 pm

Malini wrote:I just strive now never to whip something out of my pocket.
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It seems everybody else is quite the opposite.

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Lady of Mystery » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:02 pm

Paultempleents wrote:I just need to get a purse frame large enough to accommodate four fingers as mine appears a little on the narrow side! ...... and sharp....OUCH!


...well I don't know what to say.....

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby bmat » Tue Jul 28, 2015 4:33 pm

mark lewis wrote:It grows as I continue. I normally have around 30 people watching and that is sufficient for my needs. I wait until there are enough people to appreciate it. As for pulling and holding crowds I have been doing it for nigh on 50 years.


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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Mandrake » Wed Jul 29, 2015 1:16 pm

:D

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby bmat » Fri Aug 14, 2015 4:06 pm

FTHO wrote:There are a few methods which don't require stopping half way through. However... I still prefer the original. The reason is that it was the only method I knew,


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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby bmat » Fri Aug 14, 2015 4:10 pm

Reverend Tristan wrote:
MatCult wrote:Put an extra fold in after you've 'done your business'

This is what I do, I do the dirty bit then fold it again and hand it to someone to hold on to as I don't want to touch it :wink:
PM if you want a few more tips :D


So wrong on so many levels. I'm just curious about the pm now.

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Mandrake » Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:57 pm

I'm beginning to think that TM actually stands for Totally Mucky!

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