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innuendo bingo

Postby Lady of Mystery » May 21st, '07, 17:17



Anyone heard Scott Mills innuendo bingo on Radio 1? The quote below for Tomo made me think of it.

Tomo wrote: The teacher couldn't work it so I was volunteered to go and fettle it


Perhaps if anyone else spots any, it could be fun to pop them into this thread :D

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Postby Rob » May 21st, '07, 17:21

Sounds like fun!

Here's one to be going on with:

seige wrote:Enough is enough. Lady of Mystery has 'taken it on the chin' many times, but this new user hadn't even gotten a foot through the door before tongues started hanging out.

Get a grip, chaps.


:lol: :shock: :shock: :wink:

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Postby Lawrence » May 22nd, '07, 14:31

in-your-end-o! :wink:

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Postby greedoniz » May 22nd, '07, 14:47

:shock:

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Postby Schwen » May 22nd, '07, 15:14

Lawrence wrote:in-your-end-o! :wink:


:lol:

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Postby Mandrake » May 22nd, '07, 15:14

I'm trying very hard to not crack the old joke about innuendo being an Italian suppository but it's not easy and I may weaken soon......

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Postby IAIN » May 22nd, '07, 15:17

Mandrake wrote:I'm trying very hard to not crack the old joke about innuendo being an Italian suppository but it's not easy and I may weaken soon......


surely you mean "loosen"? :shock:

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Postby Swest » May 22nd, '07, 16:16

Lawrence wrote:in-your-end-o! :wink:


"Why do you have to make everything into a double-entendre?".....

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Postby IAIN » May 22nd, '07, 16:29

Mattdini wrote:Charles caltrop he should have the member of the mouth


:shock: :wink: ya sly dancer you...or just fiddle with the code..

Abraxus wrote:Charles caltrop he should have the mouth of the member


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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby kems » May 22nd, '07, 16:37

Lady of Mystery wrote:Nice video, just work on the handling a little there, you looked a little bit stiff and I saw a few flashes
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Postby Anaryn » May 22nd, '07, 16:48

Swest wrote:
Lawrence wrote:in-your-end-o! :wink:


"Why do you have to make everything into a double-entendre?".....


"I'd double her entendre"

(I love that show) 8)

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Postby Lady of Mystery » May 22nd, '07, 17:05

Anaryn wrote:I only have a little one. :(


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Postby Rob » May 22nd, '07, 17:13

Lady of Mystery wrote:thanks everyone, I was told this was a nice friendly place to hang out. :D
:shock: :twisted:

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Postby Farlsborough » May 22nd, '07, 17:55

This is too easy... but fun! Here's a few:

Blapsing_Beard wrote:its not my hands, its my friends


Tomo wrote: They should do you.


here's right back at you, RobStanley...

robstanley1 wrote:Not too sure if it's something he's tried before, but it might be worth a go!


...and finally:

Lady of Mystery wrote:The more you do it, the easier you'll find it gets.

Amen to that! :D

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Postby IAIN » May 23rd, '07, 09:15

Michael Kras wrote:I have an opening. :)


dirty pirate... :D

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