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Postby crozboz » Jun 2nd, '07, 19:01



monker59 wrote:Just attach one to either side and plunk them in :wink:


Payback is sweet. 8)

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Postby monker59 » Jun 2nd, '07, 19:25

Oh, you want to play hardball? It's on. Take a load of this!

crozboz wrote:Don't pull on it, or your hand might fall off

Either that or you go blind.

crozboz wrote:I love a Dyke's beard.

Not verbatim, but I think you get the idea.

crozboz wrote:(just cos you never know when you might need one)

I keep one in my wallet just in case I meet up with some tawdry school girl.

crozboz wrote:Yeah, sure. (I shall bring a camera!)

Just make sure you get the girls permission first. They'll go crazy if it ends up on the Internet.

crozboz wrote:I have just done a 2 hour job, in front of about 15 people.

You're too young to be involved in voyeurism.

crozboz wrote:OK, beat this...

Daily.

crozboz wrote:Dont worry, that was what i was doing in the first place

Haven't you done it enough?!

crozboz wrote:The little old woman seems so sweet.

A bit old for you, eh?

crozboz wrote:I guess its more of a "one on one" kind of trick, rather than crowd stuff. Because of the angles, i know you said they werent that bad, but unless everyone was to one side of you, most people would spot it

If you bring too many people into "the magic", it starts to feel like work, huh?

So, do you admit you have been defeated? Bow to me! :twisted: :twisted:

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Postby crozboz » Jun 2nd, '07, 20:24

I GIVE, I GIVE. NO MORE, PLEASE!

^ dont you dare quote that

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Postby LeftEye » Jun 2nd, '07, 20:45

crozboz wrote:I GIVE, I GIVE. NO MORE, PLEASE!


I've never posted one up, so I had to jump at it :(

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Postby crozboz » Jun 2nd, '07, 20:48

Grrrrrrr :evil:

It took you over 20 minutes to put it up. You hardly jumped.

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Postby monker59 » Jun 2nd, '07, 20:54

crozboz wrote:I GIVE, I GIVE. NO MORE, PLEASE!

^ dont you dare quote that


I feel satisfied now. Does anyone else dare to challenge me?

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Postby crozboz » Jun 2nd, '07, 20:56

DONT DO IT, ITS NOT WORTH IT!

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Postby MartinUK » Jun 2nd, '07, 20:58

monker59 wrote:Bow to me!


monker59 wrote:I feel satisfied now.


:shock:

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Postby monker59 » Jun 2nd, '07, 20:59

Martin, do you wanna start something, man? I'll go crazy on yo @$$!

:wink: :lol:

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Postby MartinUK » Jun 2nd, '07, 21:31

monker59 wrote:do you wanna start something


:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Postby crozboz » Jun 2nd, '07, 22:03

Ha ha ha, go for it Martin!

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Postby Beardy » Jun 2nd, '07, 22:19

crozboz wrote:it


hehehe *snigger*

:lol:

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Postby crozboz » Jun 2nd, '07, 22:22

OMG. I havent said anything yet on this page that hasnt been quoted.
I hope this will be an excpetion to the rule. :x

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Postby sleightlycrazy » Jun 2nd, '07, 22:36

crozboz wrote:quoted.


:lol:

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Postby Surfing Dude » Jun 2nd, '07, 23:00

archimage wrote:Thanks everybody! Feeling the love!


This thread is probably ganna be the new talk magic compitition

And monker, you dare start on me and i will........take this thread off my watch list.... :?

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