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Postby sleightlycrazy » Jun 5th, '07, 02:57



jbauerctu wrote:Yeah you heard it correctly I think I'm addicited!!

God I love it!


Anaryn wrote:I can't get enough


Too easy :wink:

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Postby Lawrence » Jun 5th, '07, 11:14

Tomo wrote: I came... (he said polishing his trumpet)... I myself can send someone into a library,


ok, maybe i editted that slightly

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Postby Charles Calthrop » Jun 5th, '07, 11:29

That sounds like it came from a random sentence generator.

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Postby Lawrence » Jun 5th, '07, 11:33

Charles Calthrop wrote:That sounds like it came from a random sentence generator.


AKA: Tomo

(OK, i have absolutely no basis for that joke, but i found it amusing at the time)

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Postby Beardy » Jun 5th, '07, 11:43

Lawrence wrote:i found it


after all these years?

Lawrence wrote:i found it amusing


I bet you did ;)

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Postby trickyricky » Jun 5th, '07, 11:50

Blapsing_Beard wrote:just a quickie...


Oooer!

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Postby Beardy » Jun 5th, '07, 11:57

Markdini wrote:oh look its in my wallet


...........

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Postby Markdini » Jun 5th, '07, 12:48

Hey bar lady he is only 17 and shouldnt be drinking. How dare ye beard.

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Postby Beardy » Jun 5th, '07, 12:56

8)

haha - I can tell it's gonna be a gooood day :D

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Postby monker59 » Jun 5th, '07, 20:05

It doesn't get better than this:

joss wrote:Spent the morning playing with my new stripper


Choked on my soda when I read that! :lol: :lol:


joss wrote:Now.... Just need to decide if I'm “Gay and Amusing” or “Factual and Serious”.


Go with gay and amusing, you get to wear so many more shoes. :D

EDIT:

I just found this fantastic one from a new user.

Robmonster wrote:I'm the king of the bumps!


Ooo, you dirty boy.

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Postby Beardy » Jun 5th, '07, 22:44

monker59 wrote:I've heard Mandrake call it hard


did he now? hmmmmmmm

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Postby crozboz » Jun 5th, '07, 23:47

Yeah, but if it was Mandrake's, it would just crack I'm afraid.

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Postby Lawrence » Jun 6th, '07, 09:11

Tomo wrote:it certainly smelt very odd to me.


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Postby Beardy » Jun 6th, '07, 10:54

Lawrence wrote:I'm in you


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Postby Lawrence » Jun 6th, '07, 11:13

Blapsing_Beard wrote:
Lawrence wrote:I'm in you


[loud drunken somewhat slurred voice]
LOVE YOU!!!!!

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