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Postby IAIN » Jun 6th, '07, 11:29



Lawrence wrote:mentalists! always at it!


you filthy beast...we are though...

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Postby monker59 » Jun 6th, '07, 19:41

Blapsing_Beard wrote:love this move - *very* versatile :D


Do you learn that move out of one of those "romance" novels?

robstanley1 wrote:Let's face it - we've been stiffed! :shock:


:shock: :shock: Sorry, I don't swing that way.

Marvell wrote:Balls.


Not really an inuenndo, it's just funny. :)

I.D wrote:and they will never experience a climax like that ever again!!


Sort of a"Wham, bam, thank you ma'am." kind of thing, huh? :D

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Postby greedoniz » Jun 7th, '07, 10:19

Carlos75 wrote:Come on then somebody, do me!


Any takers?

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jun 7th, '07, 11:49

azraelws6 wrote:I believe the most important tip is that the right hand must remain (as much as possible) in the same position and it is the left hand that moves


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Postby Tomo » Jun 7th, '07, 11:56

Lawrence wrote:
Charles Calthrop wrote:That sounds like it came from a random sentence generator.


AKA: Tomo

(OK, i have absolutely no basis for that joke, but i found it amusing at the time)


Me? Rifle the marzipan handbag looking for the last of the biscuits? Nah. Sensible me!


I need a lie down...

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Postby Anaryn » Jun 7th, '07, 13:02

Jae wrote:If you don't leave it until the last minute/second you miss all the excitement.


:shock:

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Postby monker59 » Jun 8th, '07, 02:56

Michael Kras wrote:The most unusual setting I have performed in is an alleyway. Did a kids show there.


Sicko.

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Postby Michael Kras » Jun 8th, '07, 03:01

LOL I knew this was coming. Walked right into that one.

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Postby sleightlycrazy » Jun 8th, '07, 03:02

Michael Kras wrote:I knew this was coming.

:lol:

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Postby Renato » Jun 8th, '07, 08:02

Wills wrote:need to know how to take the guy


:D

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Postby Marvell » Jun 8th, '07, 09:17

I've just discovered this thread. Oh god.

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Postby RobMagic » Jun 8th, '07, 10:11

Marvell wrote: Oh god.


Mavell couldn't quite contain his excitment :)

(time to get back at me)

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Postby Rob » Jun 8th, '07, 15:09

Lady of Mystery wrote:My most interesting place to perform has to be in the middle of a traffic jam on the M25.


Brrooooommmmm! :wink:

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Postby Lyncho » Jun 8th, '07, 16:03

taneous wrote:I've also performed at a few strip clubs


So that's how he earns some cash on the side...

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Postby Michael Kras » Jun 8th, '07, 19:38

The First Ever Video Contribution! Listen closely to this clip from the classic children's television show Rainbow.

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid= ... 7650916728

:lol: :lol: :D :D :D

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