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Postby monker59 » Jun 3rd, '07, 02:19



Martin, it's time to throw down. Step back!

MartinUK wrote:He is someone who has been doing it for many years now, perfecting his techniques i am sure

Practice makes perfect, you filthy man.

MartinUK wrote:That was really good rob. I thoroughly enjoyed that.

Do you need a cigarette?

MartinUK wrote:I've got a curley-wurley

You must be one of those people who buys the "irregular" condoms.

MartinUK wrote:beat me

Not on your life, or my hands.

MartinUK wrote:Good luck with four let alone five!

That would be a busy night.

MartinUK wrote: just looked up on youtube for an performance of Hardcore

So you like it when people are treated rough, huh?

MartinUK wrote:I've used them once or twice with no complaints at all. Unfortunately Freddie they are mail order only, however I do believe that they have stalls at conventions.

Mail order "entertainment" can be pretty ineffective. At least it's not "Male Order".

MartinUK wrote:Hello everyone, i've just joined after lurking a while and thought it appropriate to now step forward and say hi.

Women don't like that.

Well, Martin, what have you got to say for yourself?

People keep on lining up and I keep on knocking 'em down!

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Postby Michael Kras » Jun 3rd, '07, 02:33

mattmagic wrote:

" [b]No hard feelings![/b"


Good! You're on a magic forum. :)


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Postby Michael Kras » Jun 3rd, '07, 02:36

Shadowspaz wrote:

" Also, I heard that sweat can do this. Whether this is the case or not, They still stick and the main answer I need is how to... un-stick them"

:D

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Postby MartinUK » Jun 3rd, '07, 10:38

Monker, funny :)

Although a lot of those were quotes I made here in this thread from others. But hey.

have a good Sunday

Martin

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Postby Beardy » Jun 3rd, '07, 16:44

monker59 wrote:If you really like the stripper...buy one


ok...so what if i missed out a word - it's still funny :D

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Postby crozboz » Jun 3rd, '07, 19:54

RIGHT, my turn now Monkey Boy :!::!::!:

monker59 wrote:Move to my left, move to my right! Now sliiiiiiiiiide!

the hand puppet took over

I'm bummed

I picked up some moves just from watching this video

I ....... can become a bit sticky

I'm definitely feeling great now that it's over.

that should make things interesting.

I was pulling your leg


All the best,
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Postby Michael Kras » Jun 3rd, '07, 20:21

Michael Jay (Sorry!) wrote:

You haven't seen it yet? You are going to be very, very happy with it. Your folks are going to be very proud of you.[/b]

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Postby monker59 » Jun 3rd, '07, 22:41

FRK wrote:I had the same prob, it also made my palm so sore I could only do it every other day... so gave up...


Good for you, it's the good Chrisitian thing to do. :wink:

crozboz - I think you mixed me up a littlle bit. I don't think i wrote some of those things.

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Postby sleightlycrazy » Jun 3rd, '07, 22:45

Not exactly an innuendo, but

"I'd ... unzip your genes."
-Monker

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Postby monker59 » Jun 3rd, '07, 22:49

You sneaky guy, you went onto my Myspace page! Just for the record, it's a biology pick up line: "If I was a protein, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip you genes". Don't forget, I'm a biology nerd and I get it. If anybody needs an exlanation, tell me.

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Postby sleightlycrazy » Jun 4th, '07, 03:32

connor o'connor wrote:I ... can do 200+ sheep in a day


Oh, what the dotdotdot can do...

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Postby Michael Jay » Jun 4th, '07, 05:19

That's twice I've been called out, now.

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Postby Wills » Jun 4th, '07, 14:00

monker59 wrote:I hate strippers . . .


I know you could say that the above is a good thing to say, I think that is a terrible thing for a bloke to come out with.

Can anybody please help me? I'm having terrible problems controlling my streetmagic- I can't walk down a street without turning into a pub.
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Postby Johnny Wizz » Jun 4th, '07, 15:36

magicofthemind wrote

For some reason, they have also added a knob - this is unnecessary and will prevent some uses

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Postby Johnny Wizz » Jun 4th, '07, 15:50

Marvel wrote:

I ask, because I have one I want to mess about with

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