Holy moley - this has turned in to a Friday afternoon math quiz...
So, by my reckoning, bananafish is 92... Mog is a week older than me (hehehehehehe) and Nick is undisclosed.
Tom, who I won't insult in case I don't get my bits back from (only joking
) says his birthday is just over a year away, which means his NEXT birthday imminent.
I've also been roped into buying some cakes, and I've told everyone about my hairy ears...
... and somehow, we're now onto William Shatner's multi-ocular conundrum!
How the heck did all this start?????????????????????????????????