YaY it's Friday!
I know you all wait in eagerness for my weekend "bored and waiting for the pub" time wasters on a Friday, so here we go
You lucky lucky people.
Top 10 signs You've Hired The Wrong Magician :
1, Novel as it may be, pulling a hat out of a rabbit just
plain scares the kids.
2, He calmly announces that "any animal lovers in the crowd
should probably leave the room for the next few tricks."
3, All of his "tricks" are written in C++.
4, Keeps telling your daughter, "It's not the size of the
wand that matters, it's the magic in it."
5, He saws a gummie bear in half, then puts it back together.
6, She closes her eyes, then claims to be invisible.
7, During one trick, screams "Pick a freakin' card already
or I swear I'll blow the little birthday boy's head off!"
8, His biggest trick? Converting a six-pack of fosters into
"liquid gold" -- eventually.
9, Before every trick, tells hostess: "For this one I'm going to need to borrow your bra."
10, Her "magic words" after sawing a volunteer in half?
"aaarrrrrggggghhhhhnotagain!!"
What do you call a wizard from outer space ?
Answer : A flying sorcerer
What do you get if you cross a witch with an ice cube ?
Answer : A cold spell
How do you get a squirrel to like you ?
Answer : Act nuts
GROAN, I know they are getting worse
Happy Friday
BaB
I have 2 very funny flash movies but they are a little strong for here (one David Blaine and one written by Steve Martin), PM me if you really are that bored.
