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Postby Marvo Marky » Mar 7th, '08, 15:25



It just occurred to me that my girlfriend knows that I come on here and she has been known to have a look at what I've been writing "just out of curiousity". Oh yeah. That's akin to "coincidentally" turning up at the pub on a lads night out.

So to follow the analogy; we have a restricted area to keep out non-magicians, so how's about a restricted non-magical area in the Dove's Head to keep out the wives' prying eyes when we go for a pint?

At the very least it'll annoy them.

Sorry pet... It's lads only tonight.

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Mar 7th, '08, 15:32

well if you want a boys only part than I think it's only fair thay we have a girlies section where we can talk about you without you all sticking your noses in. :wink:

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Postby IAIN » Mar 7th, '08, 15:40

Lady of Mystery wrote:well if you want a boys only part than I think it's only fair thay we have a girlies section where we can talk about you without you all sticking your noses in. :wink:


you should have your own pink and fluffy area :oops: :shock:

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Postby Mark Waddington » Mar 7th, '08, 15:50

abraxus wrote:you should have your own pink and fluffy area :oops: :shock:



Innuendo bingo!! :lol:

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Postby IAIN » Mar 7th, '08, 15:51

you cant put it in there if its deliberate...

(note the irony of the above comment) :D

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Postby Chris » Mar 7th, '08, 17:17

well if you want a boys only part than I think it's only fair thay we have a girlies section where we can talk about you without you all sticking your


Ill join the girly talk lol, boys talk of boring stuff like football and other dull sports...........!!!

Girls talk about much more interesting things like Heat Magazine and Jordans new bra & knicker range.......So suits me having a gurls area lol :lol:

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Postby Michael Jay » Mar 7th, '08, 18:28

Recently, I lost 125 pounds of ugly fat - I got a divorce...

Lommy's gonna kick my ass.

Mike.

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Postby seige » Mar 7th, '08, 19:12

Mrs Seige reads TM quite often—from my Mac. So she gets auto-logged on and has a browse through. I used to worry about it, but hey—I've got no secrets to hide from 'err indoors.

She does moan, however, when I spill certain beans about our home/private life, but hey... if women had nothing to nag about, it'd be pointless them having a voice, wouldn't it?

(awaits a good kicking from the lommeister)

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Postby Farlsborough » Mar 8th, '08, 02:01

...if you're reading this Mrs. Seige, don't worry, we won't tell anyone else that you like to mumble mumble mumble... :D

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Postby seige » Mar 8th, '08, 09:25

Well... if it's an indication, her old man calls her 'the old horse' (as he does his own wife).

I guess I was warned by the inlaws!

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Postby 'milly:]. » May 24th, '08, 15:17

abraxus wrote:
Lady of Mystery wrote:well if you want a boys only part than I think it's only fair thay we have a girlies section where we can talk about you without you all sticking your noses in. :wink:


you should have your own pink and fluffy area :oops: :shock:


:mrgreen:

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Postby Razzo » Jul 26th, '08, 17:47

Michael Jay wrote:Recently, I lost 125 pounds of ugly fat - I got a divorce...

Lommy's gonna kick my ass.

Mike.


Hmmmm, bet I know whats off the menu for you Mike lol.

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Postby Michael Jay » Jul 26th, '08, 23:23

Eat at the Y, I always say.

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Postby Razzo » Jul 27th, '08, 10:47

Lol, cheeky.

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Postby wchua24 » Aug 7th, '08, 13:39

i think i can join the girly talk to. lol

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