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Every night the boogy man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris !

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

A couple of weeks ago Jimmy Saville refused to 'fix it' for Chuck Norris...








Too soon?

A J Irving wrote:A couple of weeks ago Jimmy Saville refused to 'fix it' for Chuck Norris...








Too soon?

maybe

but i can't breathe for laughing

Chuck Norris logged Talk Magic Forum

Within 30 seconds he was a Mod

Within 10 minutes he'd had more holidays and locked more thread than Mandrake

Within 20 minutes he told everyone he was "the greatest" more than Mark Lewis

Chuck Norris owns and operates his own restaurant in Texas. Knuckle Sandwiches are the only thing on the menu.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

When Alexander Graham Bell finished building his first telephone, he picked up the receiver and found he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris just came back from Windsor Safari

He drove a convertable and not one animal dared to come within 50 yards of the car

If at first you don't succeed...

... you're not Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once taught an old dog a new trick. He then changed a leopard's spots.

they wanted to make some nun-chuck norises but couldn't find any wood hard enough.

Jesus once walked on the water. Chuck Norris swims in the earth every morning.

Chuck Norris won't be constrained by the Dove's Head... http://www.talkmagic.co.uk/ftopic10978-600.php

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought for a bet and the loser had to start wearing his underpants over his trousers.