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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby Lady of Mystery » Nov 29th, '11, 15:37



Chuck Norris is too 'ard to wear shin pads....

...or so he thought until he upset me :D :wink:

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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby JammyT » Nov 29th, '11, 16:15

Lady of Mystery wrote:Chuck Norris is too 'ard to wear shin pads....

...or so he thought until he upset me :D :wink:


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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby MiKo » Nov 29th, '11, 16:33

Chuck Norris can guess the word you were thinking of. Or else he will roundhouse kick your head open to better read your mind.

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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby Ste Porterfield » Nov 29th, '11, 17:33

Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork..... while it's raining

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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby JammyT » Nov 29th, '11, 17:35

Ste Porterfield wrote:Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork..... while it's raining


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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby MiKo » Dec 2nd, '11, 22:56

Chuck Norris fought an epic rap battle against Lincoln...

http://youtu.be/zj2Zf9tlg2Y

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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby DJBenz » Dec 14th, '11, 13:52

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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby daxi » Dec 14th, '11, 14:13

A single bite from Chuck Norris can kill a bus load of Rattle Snakes.

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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby Beardy » Dec 19th, '11, 03:35

I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He is an actor, not a god, people. If he really is that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj

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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby Ste Porterfield » Dec 21st, '11, 14:49

DJBenz wrote:Image


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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby JammyT » Dec 21st, '11, 18:55

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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby JammyT » Dec 21st, '11, 19:01

Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Straight Flush...

...in Spades

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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby Ste Porterfield » Jan 4th, '12, 14:41

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home from the hospital.

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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby Ste Porterfield » Jan 12th, '12, 22:50

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Re: Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head

Postby samfairweathermagic » Jan 26th, '12, 00:36

Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.

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