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by Lenoir » Jun 17th, '08, 20:14
Post ONE Chuck Norris Fact at a time.
Everybody loves Ramond. Except Chuck Norris.
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by bmat » Jun 17th, '08, 20:25
There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris's computer, Chuck Norris is always in control.
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by Georgias Dad » Jun 17th, '08, 20:44
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
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by IAIN » Jun 17th, '08, 20:46
Chuck Norris's real name is Nuck Chorris...and is 33% orang-utan
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by Georgias Dad » Jun 17th, '08, 21:00
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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by Hogster » Jun 17th, '08, 21:08
Humans need oxygen.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris.
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by seige » Jun 17th, '08, 21:20
You can take a horse to McWater, but you can't Chuck Norris.
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by Ian The Magic-Ian » Jun 17th, '08, 22:40
Chuck Norris does do push-ups, he pushes the world down.
Barton: Have you read the Bible, Pete?
Pete: Holy Bible?
Barton: Yeah.
Pete: Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I've heard about it.
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by Demitri » Jun 17th, '08, 23:04
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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by EckoZero » Jun 17th, '08, 23:07
You're only alive because Chuck Norris doesn't want you dead
You wont find much better anywhere and it's nothing - a rigmarole with a few bits of paper and lots of spiel. That is Mentalism
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by Replicant » Jun 17th, '08, 23:14
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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by greedoniz » Jun 17th, '08, 23:31
Chuck norris beats rock, paper, and scissors
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If Chuck Norris had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".
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by Farlsborough » Jun 17th, '08, 23:39
No man is an island. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris plays conkers all year round... with his knuckles.
And wins.
Every time.
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by Wills » Jun 17th, '08, 23:44
Chuck Norris couldn't remember where he left his keys one day. So he tortured himself until he spilt the beans.
Can anybody please help me? I'm having terrible problems controlling my streetmagic- I can't walk down a street without turning into a pub.
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by spudgun » Jun 18th, '08, 00:16
chuck norris can slam revolving doors
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chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone lol
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