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Postby bananafish » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:20 pm

Mark Waddington wrote:You can have the best Elmsley count in the world, but it wont get you laid....


Unless you have three cards with "Sleep with me, you know you want to", and one with "Don't sleep with me, I am a perv", and you are forced to how them your cards.

Emsley's count could come in very useful, and could just get you laid...
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Postby lozey » Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:49 am

Unfortunatly I would give up men, the cynical lady that i am. The skills you learn in life (like magic) are yours forever until you die, wheras people are fickle and unpredictable
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Postby dat8962 » Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:22 am

Being a lesbian I couldn't give up women so it would be bye bye magic :wink:
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Postby Farlsborough » Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:20 pm

In my view, life is about relationships. We do magic so we can share moments of wonder - that's a type of relationship. To become obsessive and put the machinations of a few tricks before everything a close relationship offers would be majorly missing the point in my opinion.

But in answer to your question: I would choose - not women, but - a woman.
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Postby Rufio » Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:00 pm

Hear hear Farlsborough!
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Postby bmat » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:39 pm

What a sad question. However I'm on my second marriage, so.... :roll:
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Postby Thirteen » Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:15 pm

Mark Waddington wrote:You can have the best Elmsley count in the world, but it wont get you laid....


Not according to Jay Sankey!
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Postby Lady of Mystery » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:32 am

hmmm let's think, do my sponge bunnies eat all the food in the fridge, leave the taps running, wheel wet greasy bikes over my nice clean floor or mange to loose slices of pizza down the side of the sofa?
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Postby kolm » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:32 am

Lady of Mystery wrote:hmmm let's think, do my sponge bunnies eat all the food in the fridge, leave the taps running, wheel wet greasy bikes over my nice clean floor or mange to loose slices of pizza down the side of the sofa?

That's who I blame when asked, anyway
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Postby gillows » Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:41 pm

I'll keep both thanks. I'm not much into deprivation. :D
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