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Where the Hell do you live?

Purgurory Because I cheated
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4%
Limbo so I get to meet Socrates.
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9%
Level 2 Where the lustful get blown
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9%
Level 3 Where at least the weather is predictable
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4%
Level 4 At least I'll be in good shape
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No votes
Level 5 With the wrathful and the gloomy. So Camden basically.
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17%
Level 6 The city of Dis God has Dissed me.
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17%
Level 7 Is like living an RPG, so it's definitely Hell
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22%
Level 8 The Malebolge. Where all good magicians should be.
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9%
Level 9 Cocytus I was far too cocky on earth. (See what I did there? I know I know I probably deserve Hell)
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9%
 
Total votes : 23

Hell

Postby Jean Eugene Roberts » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:28 pm

What level of Hell are you going to?

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

It turns out I'm going to the 8th level The Malebolge.

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thievesSome wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart.


And remember whether you believe in hell or not, we can all agree it's ridiculous to believe in internet tests. This is just for fun
Invoke not reason. In the end it is too small a deity.
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Postby greedoniz » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:59 pm

....and I bloody hate Camden too......bu**er!!
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Postby CutToTheAce » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:02 pm

Level 5, Wrathful & Gloomy, eerily accurate.
I would be concerned if the idiotic idea of religion didn't make me so angry and depressed :)
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Postby Beardy » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:04 pm

Level 6 The city of Dis

Pity there isn;t a non-hell option!
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Postby Mr_Grue » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:12 pm

I got to Level 6. Oddly it rated me "very high" on violence despite me not answering in favour of violence at any point.
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Postby twotonedskazn » Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:43 pm

Limbo!
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Postby AnonymousZC » Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:19 pm

Level 6.
But also scored Very High for level 8. (Very High for level 5 pulled it back to 6).
Didn't think I was that bad :\
Male.
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Postby Lady of Mystery » Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:24 pm

Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
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Postby Jean Eugene Roberts » Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:48 pm

Beardy wrote:Level 6 The city of Dis

Pity there isn;t a non-hell option!


Actually purgatory is the non hell option. You start there and have to work your way to paradise.
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Postby Wishmaster » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:48 pm

Level two for me. Lustful is good :D
I am the Hole Tempting Champion! Look at my avatar for proof ;-)

Shirt the fur cup
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Postby twotonedskazn » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:56 pm

Speaking of level 2, I wonder where people suffering from Kluver-Bucy Syndrome would end up? Hypersexuality is a key trait of theirs :D.
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Postby Flash » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:47 pm

Yaay!!! Level 8 here I come! :twisted:
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Postby Farlsborough » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:35 pm

Purgatory, sweet! And given that it seems there's no option for "straight to heaven", I think I can say I won that one.

If only the Catholics hadn't finally agreed there's no such thing... :roll:
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Postby themagicwand » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:54 pm

Level 2. Frankly I'm disappointed.
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Postby IAIN » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:10 pm

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

that's me that is...though, the hair around my serpent is there for all to see and admire... :)
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