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by **Tomo** » Jan 23rd, '12, 23:45

Impossible GUIs in films that beep every bloody letter.

by **The4thCircle** » Jan 24th, '12, 00:15

Tomo wrote:Impossible GUIs in films that beep every bloody letter.

The every letter beeping suggests that the writers/visual effect designers have never used a piece of technology more advanced than a circa 2001 Nokia 3210i...

- Stacy

by **Rob** » Jan 24th, '12, 00:16

AA 14 wrote:
Robmonster wrote:Using the loo in someone else's house only to find they have hung their toilet paper the 'wrong' way round, that is to say with the paper hanging down closest to the wall.

Oh Yeahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The question here being, of course, do you have enough self restraint to NOT turn the toilet roll around? :twisted:

by **Discombobulator** » Jan 24th, '12, 00:21

What about when the two sheets of a toilet roll have become separated and one is further round the roll than the other. The two perforations do not line up. I just have to correct that.

by **Tomo** » Jan 24th, '12, 00:49

Anyone who wears a Bluetooth earpiece when not driving - just in case Henry Kissinger calls, apparently :roll:

by **Lord Freddie** » Jan 24th, '12, 11:09

Vernon Kaye.

by **aquarog** » Jan 24th, '12, 11:57

Discombobulator wrote:What about when the two sheets of a toilet roll have become separated and one is further round the roll than the other. The two perforations do not line up. I just have to correct that.

I've ended up unravelling most of a roll trying to fix that before realising I should have just ripped it off!

by **MiKo** » Jan 24th, '12, 12:16

Trolls

by **DJBenz** » Jan 24th, '12, 13:21

MiKo wrote:Trolls

Internet Trolls or real ones like in that Troll Hunter documentary (Jotnar, Ringelfinch, Tosserlad, Mountain Kings etc.)

by **MiKo** » Jan 24th, '12, 13:23

Of course Internet Trolls. I profoundly respect real trolls and other minorities...

by **Relish** » Jan 24th, '12, 13:37

Reiki

by **midge25** » Jan 24th, '12, 14:08

People blocking the road at roundabouts where there are lights and there is quote clearly nowhere to go.

In fact lights at roundabouts, when did we become unable to use a roundabout properly?

by **Lord Freddie** » Jan 24th, '12, 14:21

People.

by **daleshrimpton** » Jan 24th, '12, 17:16

every F in morning, and every F in night i get stuck behind moronic idiots who cant master the art of walking in single file. They block the pavement, walking slowly chatting, and giggling, and mucking about with their music .... whilst i am forced to walk slowly behind them. Butsing for a wee, or in a rush to get home. or, youthfull female prats who walk towards me.... forcing me to step into the road, because they are unable to give way.