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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby Mr Grumpy » Sep 7th, '12, 10:57



I think they have a 'those who ask don't get' policy. Plus, you'd have to post for quite some time...

Anyway, you're not missing much (he says, stuffing his face with goodies).

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby AtlasMentalism » Sep 7th, '12, 17:02

Mr Grumpy wrote:I think they have a 'those who ask don't get' policy. Plus, you'd have to post for quite some time...

Anyway, you're not missing much (he says, stuffing his face with goodies).


Yes - I'm in no way asking, just fantasizing about what I'm missing!

PS> It was cruel of you to call them "Goodies".

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby Mr Grumpy » Sep 7th, '12, 17:53

*crams trinkets into pockets*

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby AtlasMentalism » Sep 7th, '12, 18:10

You heartless monster!!

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby Mandrake » Sep 7th, '12, 18:21

(The mists part, Mandrake adopts even more mysterious persona than usual, makes hypnotic gestures all over the place like a demented windmill and intones)

Many things may or may not come to pass, in the fullness of time, when the spheres are in the most apposite alignment, when the portents foretell, an' all that stuff...

(Mandrake steps back into the rolling mists, trips over the cat, uses some very Anglo Saxon magic words, confirming that 'Cooking Fat' was a good name for the moggie.....)

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby Stephen Ward » Sep 7th, '12, 18:35

Oh No Mandrake's on the wine again! :wink: He will do his Dean Martin impression in a minute!

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby AtlasMentalism » Sep 7th, '12, 18:38

Atlas bows, humbled.

Then he realizes that what he just heard wasn't even a prediction!

"How many pints did that geezer have in him?" he wonders aloud...

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby Mandrake » Sep 7th, '12, 18:52

Must be that cleaning fluid I use to polish me celestial orbs...

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby AtlasMentalism » Sep 7th, '12, 19:05

I don't even WANT to know about your "Celestial Orbs"!

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby Mr Grumpy » Sep 7th, '12, 19:26

You can see your face in 'em.

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby Rob » Sep 7th, '12, 20:30

Mr Grumpy wrote:You can see your face in 'em.


It's why we all look so wrinkled.... :twisted:

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby Stephen Ward » Sep 7th, '12, 20:38

You wait till you see my new Ars!

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby Mr Grumpy » Sep 7th, '12, 20:41

Rob wrote:
Mr Grumpy wrote:You can see your face in 'em.


It's why we all look so wrinkled.... :twisted:


*applies moisturiser*

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby AtlasMentalism » Sep 8th, '12, 00:57

Well, I genuinely have no idea how a thread recovers from that!

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Re: I Come Bearing Gifts...

Postby Lady of Mystery » Sep 8th, '12, 07:37

Thanks boys, I was in the middle of my breakfast! The thought of Mandrake's celestial orbs and Stephen's Ars has really put me off my muesli. :shock:

What's worse was that I misread...

Mandrake wrote:(The mists part, Mandrake adopts even more mysterious persona than usual, makes hypnotic gestures all over the place like a demented windmill and intones)


As... "The mists part, Mandrake adopts even more mysterious persona than usual, makes errotic gestures all over the place like a demented windmill and intones"

And there was me thinking that you saved those moves purely for the videos you send me :shock:

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