What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ????

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What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ????

Postby moonbeam » Sep 19th, '12, 19:37



...... after all, her name is an anagram of "NAKED T*T MODEL"
(The * is the letter "i" just in case anyone can't work it out!!)

I can guarantee that people will be counting the letters and checking them all ...... feel free to re-check it :) .

Just one question, who the hell spends the time and effort finding things like this out ????

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If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby kevmundo » Sep 19th, '12, 20:32

That's made my day!!! :D

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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby aquarog » Sep 19th, '12, 22:42

Great Scott! It's also an anagram of Detonated Milk (According to an online anagram generator, I didn't do it myself! :P)

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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby Lawrence » Sep 20th, '12, 06:27

I saw a post of Facebook the other day saying something like "Kate Middleton is an anagram of naked t#t model, what are the odds?"

Well, to be fair, the "odds" on something derivative are 100%

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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby Tomo » Sep 20th, '12, 08:59

Lawrence wrote:I saw a post of Facebook the other day saying something like "Kate Middleton is an anagram of naked t#t model, what are the odds?"

Well, to be fair, the "odds" on something derivative are 100%

I once opened a maths textbook at the chapter on probability. What are chances? :lol:

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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby Tomo » Sep 20th, '12, 09:35

An anagram of Willard Romney is "Normally Weird"

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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby Mandrake » Sep 20th, '12, 10:30

Not that it's all that interesting but an anagram of 'anagram' is A Rag Man.

(I told you it wasn't interesting..... )

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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby DaveM » Sep 20th, '12, 11:07

Cheers guys... I just tried to use this joke on Facebook and got abuse from a militant feminist! :(

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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby Mandrake » Sep 20th, '12, 11:25

It's certainly one of those topics which unite or divide! Having seen the photos (yes, like zillions of others I Googled them!) I can confirm they're really nothing to get worked up about, the real aspect is that the photographer could get a clear line of sight, even with a telephoto lens, to get those shots. Someone with a high powered rifle would also have had a clear shot. Sloppy security, really sloppy. Doesn't matter if it's aristos, pop stars, politicians or other 'high profile' bods, it could all have been far worse.

I can see why legal action had to be instigated but, not only the French and Irish press, now the Italian and Danish press have published or are planning to publish and I daresay plenty of other countries will be happy to do the same, just to stir the pot! If it had been treated as a storm in a teacup, or even a (lack of a) 'B' Cup, it wouldn't be making such an impact. Having said that, it's the media who are keeping the matter in the public eye, Sky News the other day had virtually no other stories to broadcast!

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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby Tomo » Sep 20th, '12, 12:18

Nigel Lawson = we all sign on

T'was ever thus...

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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby Lawrence » Sep 20th, '12, 13:41

Mandrake wrote:I can confirm they're really nothing to get worked up about,

True, true.





Not heard it called "worked up" before though

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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby moonbeam » Sep 20th, '12, 13:50

DaveM wrote:Cheers guys... I just tried to use this joke on Facebook and got abuse from a militant feminist! :(


..... and that's when the "unfriend" button comes in handy 8) .

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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby Tomo » Sep 20th, '12, 14:07

Prince William Windsor = Now sillier rancid wimp

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Re: What's all the recent fuss about, with Kate Middleton ??

Postby Discombobulator » Sep 23rd, '12, 10:09

I love private eye's front page caption...

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