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Christmas Cracker Jokes

Postby Mandrake » Dec 16th, '14, 15:27

Traditionally at this time of year we're assaulted by the most terrible jokes hidden inside Christmas crackers but we all seem to enjoy inflicting them on others so.... le'ts have your favourite groan-worthy jokes, either ones you've ended up with in a cracker, knicked off the Internet, or even ones you've made up yourselves. No prizes, just the knowledge that you've passed the agony on!

Three for starters:

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Postby magicdiscoman » Dec 16th, '14, 15:38

from my kids shows:-

ware does napoleon keep his armies...... up his sleevies.

what's the fastest thin under the sea....... a moterpike and side carp.

:D :D


Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Postby bmat » Dec 16th, '14, 16:05

Not christmas related but my current go to:

I ordered a club sandwhich the other day. I wasn't even a member.

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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Postby Dan Q » Dec 16th, '14, 18:19

My favourite 'clean' joke is one I first found in a cracker -

What's E.T. short for?
'Cos he's only got little legs.

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