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Postby monker59 » Jun 1st, '07, 01:44



crozboz wrote:Thanks for that Monker. I was waiting for that one to crop up.


Please don't tell me that was a set up :( . Now it's not as much fun :cry: .

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Postby Wills » Jun 1st, '07, 11:06

The boy’s mother approaches from behind and watches as the magic man slithers the furry, blue snake swiftly between his fingers


I was going to post the line before that but I thought it would have been a bit sick.

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Postby Citrus » Jun 1st, '07, 12:44

Lawrence wrote:in-your-end-o! :wink:


Scrubs fan by any chance? :wink:

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Postby Schwen » Jun 1st, '07, 12:54

seige wrote:every now & then she finds a 1" one poking out.


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Postby Lawrence » Jun 1st, '07, 13:54

kems wrote:finger


edit: why is "finger puppets" an acceptable noun?

and yes, i am a little bit of a scrubs fan

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Postby Charles Calthrop » Jun 1st, '07, 14:06

Scrubs is great.
If they removed the last minute to minute-and-a-half from each episode it would be even better.

What you call heroism is just an expression of this fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots
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Postby Schwen » Jun 1st, '07, 14:28

agreed, luckily it's genius enough not to be ruined by the cheesy summary/moral at the end

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Postby Anaryn » Jun 1st, '07, 16:41

[quote="ziggy"][quote="Charles Calthrop"]I managed to entertain a friend of a friend for 20 mins



:D

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Postby jdcarr » Jun 1st, '07, 17:26

shaneking wrote: 8. King of Hearts represents King Charlemagne first Holy Roman Emperor born around 742 (and only King in the deck without a moustache), King of Clubs – Alexander the Great, King of Diamonds represents Julius Caesar and the King of Spades – King David of Israel


Filth.

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Postby monker59 » Jun 1st, '07, 23:26

crozboz wrote:LOL, when I get one that is a total prick and tries to eat Lady of Mystery, I shall call it Monker! :evil:


I'm flattered, but I don't think it would ever work out with me and Lady of Mystery. :twisted: :twisted:

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Postby crozboz » Jun 2nd, '07, 00:51

YOU KNOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT FISH!!! (oh and the bottom of the last page wasn't a set up. It just came out <SET UP)

Johnny Wizz wrote:At least 4" taller than I am

I don't even wanna know.

seige wrote:Bit worried the wife might suspect defection with all this pink fluffy stuff going on

Naughty naughty.

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Postby monker59 » Jun 2nd, '07, 01:47

monker59 wrote:I'll give you ass hair. Just to make things more interesting.


I'm doing it so no one else can. :twisted: :twisted:

crozboz wrote:YOU KNOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT FISH!!!


It is fishy, isn't it?

:oops: I'm so, so bad :oops:

I gotta say, I'm lovin' this innuendo bingo thread. It's definitely gotten me thinking in the dirtiest ways possible :wink: .

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Postby crozboz » Jun 2nd, '07, 17:43

You just love it so you can take the p*** out of me!

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Postby monker59 » Jun 2nd, '07, 18:33

Ehh, what can I say?

I've got another one for everyone:

Lawrence wrote:balls!


Ah, the incomporable L-dog, everyone.

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Postby Markdini » Jun 2nd, '07, 18:40

I knew L-dog would catch on.

I am master of misdirection, look over there.

We are not falling out young Welshy, we are debating, I think farlsy is an idiot he thinks I am one. We are just talking about who is the bigger idiot.

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