Martin, it's time to throw down. Step back!
MartinUK wrote:He is someone who has been doing it for many years now, perfecting his techniques i am sure
Practice makes perfect, you filthy man.
MartinUK wrote:That was really good rob. I thoroughly enjoyed that.
Do you need a cigarette?
MartinUK wrote:I've got a curley-wurley
You must be one of those people who buys the "irregular" condoms.
MartinUK wrote:beat me
Not on your life, or my hands.
MartinUK wrote:Good luck with four let alone five!
That would be a busy night.
MartinUK wrote: just looked up on youtube for an performance of Hardcore
So you like it when people are treated rough, huh?
MartinUK wrote:I've used them once or twice with no complaints at all. Unfortunately Freddie they are mail order only, however I do believe that they have stalls at conventions.
Mail order "entertainment" can be pretty ineffective. At least it's not "Male Order".
MartinUK wrote:Hello everyone, i've just joined after lurking a while and thought it appropriate to now step forward and say hi.
Women don't like that.
Well, Martin, what have you got to say for yourself?
People keep on lining up and I keep on knocking 'em down!