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Lawrence Turner's new, revolutionary, exclusive, limited edition, signed, patented...
MUSCLE PASS
TRAINING BANDS

Learn to muscle pass quicker and easier than ever befor with these brand new devises. You'll be muscle passing higher than your net buddies in no time!
Comes with a 57 minute long DVD detailing exactly how to wear and use these amazing bands to your maximum potential!
only £39.99
Comes in a variety of colours and sizes to suit your own wardrobe.

other uses include: pinging bits of paper at unsuspecting classmates and bundling up your mail.

I stole one from Lawrnce on Sunday and now in just 2 days my muscle pass is so strong that today, while sitting talking to some unsuspecting 90 year old over the phone trying to flog free tv for just £20 a month.. I had a coin in classic palm and muscle passed by mistaked and it actually took my eye out!!

I am ever so pleased with my progress.. luckily.. I have learned sound reading from Lawrence's other DVD in the last few weeks and so the lack of sight wont bother me too much!!

buy it.. you wont regret it..

and Lawrence... sorry for stealing your 'Ultimate' bands but it turns out its perfect compensation for the sight thing!!

you didn't get hold of one of the limited edition e-exclusive signed ones though, so i'll let it slide.

oh well.. maybe Ill send my band back and request you sign it and just hope you return it..

hey.. maybe I can muscle pass it back to you.. its quicker than Royal Mail

I.D wrote::cry:

oh well.. maybe Ill send my band back and request you sign it and just hope you return it..

hey.. maybe I can muscle pass it back to you.. its quicker than Royal Mail

Use Parcel Force, i was working in their claims department and i know how to scam them!

oh do tell...

Im intrigued...

I have never heard of a parcel force, is this a new method you have developed?

Yes, it involves beating the spectator over the head with an envelope until they pick the card you want them to.