Ooh, ooh, let me do one...
This was told to me as a joke that most people don't get, but I think it's more of a riddle. Actually - no one write the answer to this please - just want to see who gets it, and how long it takes some people
A little boy and his father go to the zoo one day. All day the boy is bothering his father - "Dad, Dad! I want to see the camels! Please take me to see a camel Dad!" They see the fat bored looking lions, the timid monkeys and the stationary rhino, and finally, at the end of their visit, they get round to the camel enclosure.
In front of the double fence there is a big sign which says, "Beware! This camel spits!"
The father says to his son, "see that sign lad? Beware, this camel spits. Just be careful, OK?"
The son edges closer and closer to see the majestic desert beast. But the camel spies him out of the corner of his eye... too late, it snorts fiercely and spits right at the boy, covering him in camel saliva.
The boy shouts "Eeeeew! Dad! Dad! The camel just covered me in camel spit! It's gross!"
The father says, "I warned you! Didn't you see the sign?! "Beware, this camel spits!"
...the boy says, "but I was!"