by TheOldForum » Feb 20th, '03, 19:36
OK, this may be a litle late in following on but I've only just discovered this arena - that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it! (Almost) On the subject of knowing what the colour of a lady's knichers are (ooo-err, missus)did you hear about the time James Bond walked into a bar, singled out the most attractive lady there are introduced himself, 'Hi, my name's Bond, James Bond - I'm the guy who saves the world using gadets from the Q section. Here's the latest one, it's a watch which can sense if you're wearing knickers and it's telling me that you aren't wearing any'. 'Ha!' cried the lady, 'that's where you're wrong, sunbeam, I AM wearing knickers!'. At this point James shook the watch a couple of times, looked at it and said, 'Damn thing's an hour fast again!'
Sorry guys, just had to pass that on even if you've all heard it before!
[Anonymously Posted by: 'Paul Stevens']
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