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Don't you do any shows, old chap?

Jolly good. Carry on, carry on.........................
I was just wondering how you had time to do shows with all the travelling etc;

Of course I am a distinguished lecturer myself. And you were on the list of attendees. However you must have taken fright since you didn't show up.

Take a stiff drink next time. Sometimes the best way to get over fear is to confront it. I have reason to believe my attendees came out alive after meeting the devil himself.

On another note I see on the Genii Forum that you are trying to supplememt your income by selling DVDs of old TV shows such as the Paul Daniels and David Nixon shows.

Various people are going to wax indignant that you are being terribly illegal and improper. In fact a couple of people have already started. Not me though. I approve heartily of wickedness and deception. When you sell svengali decks for your entire life you become a trifle flexible in your ethics and develop a commendable elastic conscience.

I have therefore decided to help you deal with the Goat person who is chattering on the Genii Forum about how wicked your allegedly illegal activities are.

I have been informed that the chap works in the porn industry. You must naturally use that against him. It therefore ill behooves him to chatter about what a wicked person you are in light of his own way of making money.

There. That should help you out a bit. Mention it and see how you get on.