by Mancunian Lee » Feb 29th, '12, 19:39
First, there is this model wanna-be girl. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next girl is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people ive ever met. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us for some stupid reaspm. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the stoner kid. And this guy is more than just your average weed smoker. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big massive dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.
Anyway, I drive these people around in my van and we solve mysteries and what not.