The Guardian:
Devil sues God for sexual discrimination after being excluded from heaven for all eternity, with no appeal process. Beelzebub is quoted as saying, "this is some of the worst human rights abuse that I have ever seen. God has shown a complete disregard for the welfare of satan. Where is the support network? If the devil was a woman this wouldn't have happened."
A spokes-angel for God said, "we have taken advice and we are prepared to defend this all the way to the highest court in Brussels, who currently run things around here at the moment."
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