stephenmagic wrote:You know what they say "dirty pants, clean bottom"

WOOOHOOOO... a Young Ones fan!
My desk spans about 3 metres, and has two flatpanel 19" monitors on it. As I am a right-hander, the right hand side is pretty clear for mousepad, jotters etc.
The left hand side of the desk looks like someone's emptied a waste paper skip onto it.
However: I know where EVERYTHING is, down to the last paperclip, and if it's tidied by Mrs Seige, I become frustrated, lost and pained.
Therefore, the only reason I tidy my desk in my home office is when I literally can't find something and the only way I will ever get the needle in the haystack is to clear some crud away.
I HATE tidy desks. Maybe cos I'm jealous that I'm not tidy too!