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Cant believe i missed this! Oh well, im just going to talk like a pirate today and confuse everybody! If someone asks why im talking like a pirate, i'll say i missed talk like a pirate day so im doing it today instead!

'Arr i know i be late, but i was sailin the seven seas when a giant squid from Davey Jones' locker jumped up on deck....'

Late entry, and a Golden Oldie at that:

A man walks into a pub and he's dressed in full Pirate costume, three cornered hat, long coat, parrot on one shoulder all that sort of stuff. One of the inebriated regulars looks at him a little unsteadily over the top of his beer and in a slurred voice says, 'Who the hell are you then?' and the man says, 'Captain Kidd'. The drunk replies, 'If you're Captain Kidd then where's your Buccaneers?' and the man replies, 'On each side of me buccan head you idiot'. (OK, I'll get my coat …..)

As Tom Baker never said in Blackadder: Aaaah! You have a woman's peek wallet! I'll wager that wallet was never used as a life boat for a poor sea captain and his best cabin boy shipwrecked by the giant spindly fish of the Azores!

Does pirate music come on CD-Arr!

stephenmagic wrote:Does pirate music come on CD-Arr!

available at ARRgos! :: dear dear ::

After 6 years of no mention, and almost too late, today (September 19th) is Talk Like A Pirate Day - arrrrr, Jim Lad!!

6 years?! It only seems like yesterday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKv5ulewTO4


We wants a training day!!!!

Trust me, it's a classic!!!!

Ooooh Arrr mateys, today be Talk Like a Pirate Day again harrr, harrr....

(And Lulu are offering 25% off print books if you quote MATEY25!)

Lawrence wrote:

majortom wrote:Arrr

i've just been randomly doing this all day. and just adding the word "avast" into sentences for no real reason.

I do this all the time, is this not normal?

bmat wrote:
I do this all the time, is this not normal?

We are magicians therefore we are definitely not normal!!