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Chuck Norris is too 'ard to wear shin pads....

...or so he thought until he upset me

Lady of Mystery wrote:Chuck Norris is too 'ard to wear shin pads....

...or so he thought until he upset me

Nice knowing ya

Chuck Norris can guess the word you were thinking of. Or else he will roundhouse kick your head open to better read your mind.

Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork..... while it's raining

Ste Porterfield wrote:Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork..... while it's raining

Like ...

... a lot!

Chuck Norris fought an epic rap battle against Lincoln...

http://youtu.be/zj2Zf9tlg2Y

A single bite from Chuck Norris can kill a bus load of Rattle Snakes.

I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He is an actor, not a god, people. If he really is that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj

DJBenz wrote:

Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Straight Flush...

...in Spades

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home from the hospital.

Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.