Oh why the hell not. Try these warts for size...
Sadly not as photogenic as the last respondents, although I claim some lenience is due considering the amount of vodka consumed to ward off the terrifying cold (-30C with wind chill apparently 

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The beard is now gone, as is the vodka, but the scary red eyes remain. Oh and before anyone asks, I'm not lucky enough to know Marge Simpson (yet), it's just my elite MS Paint skills doing undetectable photo editing to protect the identities of the slightly less guilty.
I've added another image to my avatar, which looks slightly more like what I normally look like, but still retains a misleading (misdirected?) beard that looks like it has been stolen from Derren Brown
[edit]Hey, I just noticed, I seem to be doing a rather unsuccessful fingerpalm on a shot of flavoured vodka.[/edit]