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Postby Yorkshire Pudding » Jun 9th, '06, 22:37



A neutron walked into the same bar, ordered a pint then asked the barman "how much?".

The barman said "For you, no charge!"

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Postby Stephen Ward » Jun 9th, '06, 22:41

:lol: That was on 'Faking it'.

Q: What do you get when you combine Al Gore with O2?
A: Oxymoron

Q: why does a white bear melt in water?
A: Because it's polar.

Q: How do you get lean molecules?
A:Feed them titrations

That takes my back to me university days :lol: :lol:

stephen, remember..alcohol is bad

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