Just to further add to the confusion:
1. If you are wondering how Copperfield flies, how Blaine levitates or how Paul Daniels managed to pull Debbie (only joking Paul

) you are barking up the wrong tree.
2. There is no fast way into the Restricted Area. Heck, even if Jay Sankey turned up here, he'd be vetted first.
3. NOBODY has the power to brown-nose or influence decisions around here. Believe me, I've tried—and I have the scars to prove it
4. The whole tome of magical knowledge contained in this forum is provided as a privilege. Just because it's called a 'public' forum, does not mean that entry to the forum is a right. It's a blessing.
5. There's a criteria for every level of admission. Mostly, it's based on each individual being tolerated and accepted by the WHOLE forum community, not just the mods/admin. By this, I mean that you should not set out just to impress the upper-heirarchy. Your presence and attitude are judged in how well you benefit the COMMUNITY of TalkMagic—not just how you are able to do a triple rabbit vanish whilst locked in a box 20ft over the Thames whilst backpalming an Aardvark.
6. Be yourself. Although there's an inherent 'anonymous' position taken by everyone here, it's nice to be able to relax an be upfront. Be open, ask questions, get involved. It's nice to be here, when you settle down. Nobody expects anything from you. Give/take.
OK, I will shut up now. It's amazing what a double-shot of fresh ground coffee does to your jaded brain on a Monday morning!!!
