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Postby Misanthropy » Sep 8th, '06, 14:57



Celine Dion "my heart will go on and on and bloody on"

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"
"Self improvement is masturbation of self destruction"
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Postby Stephen Ward » Sep 8th, '06, 15:17

"I wish i could fly" By Orvill the duck and Keith Harris

anything by James Blunt

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Postby magicmonkey » Sep 8th, '06, 15:27

Mr ***ing Blobby

not a fan of sigs, so I won't bother adding o..... oh
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Postby Mandrake » Sep 8th, '06, 16:18

It's a pity that EckoZero isn't still hosting his radio show - we could have all logged in and requested these tunes, one after the other :twisted: !

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Postby Mandrake » Sep 8th, '06, 16:22

A few years ago I was doing car maintenance at night school and went to the end of term Christmas Party & Disco - the place was full of greasy mechanics and so on all glugging away on the free beer. The 'DJ' started up and promised us all a great night of hot music then played the bl**dy Smurf Song followed by the Birdie Dance. The room emptied faster than if the Fire Alarm had gone off :roll: .

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Postby Stephen Ward » Sep 8th, '06, 16:48

Mandrake wrote:It's a pity that EckoZero isn't still hosting his radio show - we could have all logged in and requested these tunes, one after the other :twisted: !


The station did this over the weekend and may repeat it again, i will let you know! last weekend we had the wurzels, terry wogan, orvill the duck and barry blue :oops:

The may have another cheese day soon, will keep you posted

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Postby Citrus » Sep 8th, '06, 17:45

Anything by The Streets AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


I HATE their music soooooo very much, its just sooooo bad, just stupid bast*rds talking over the top of a really poor 'beat' (I use the term very lightly :lol:)

Hate, hate, hate all their 'Songs' - well if you can call them songs :lol:

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Postby Tomo » Sep 8th, '06, 18:08

Oooooh, lovely. I feel a rant coming on!

I've been moved to ask "what the hell's that noise?" about a lot of current rap. Why put a decent bit of TR-808 work at the bottom, then a loop on top that doesn't fit, some backing singer that doesn't fit anything overdubbed horribly to make the whole thing muddy, a terribly twee little riff that loops around a single 4/4 bar, then a bloke shouting nonsense over it - all completely out of time? I grew up listening to some truly dreadful punk, but not one bit of it came close to being this bad.

And, ladies, after 40 years of radical feminism, is being a "ho" in a rap video really where it's at? "My Lumps", Fergie? Well, love, you've got two massive ones right there in your cranium. Use them, why not...

As if by magic, illegal raves are back on the agenda (yay!). Turns out that kids don't like being told what to like after all, but just want to stand in a big field and dance like maniacs, never bothering to wonder ifit's cool or not to be seen in the right haircut.

And why are there so many over-styled bands coming out called "The <insert adjective here>"? It's as bad as McDonald's using the present progressive tense in that annoying slogan of theirs.

where's me bondage kecks and mohair sweater. I'm off down the offy for some Special Brew then up the town hall for a damned good pogo at a real gig! (Damn, that was nearly 30 years ago...)

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Postby trickyricky » Sep 8th, '06, 19:10

Mandrake wrote:It's a pity that EckoZero isn't still hosting his radio show - we could have all logged in and requested these tunes, one after the other :twisted: !


I would have requested System of a Down because theyre one of my favourite bands!

Now, the worst song ever......My Blobby...... Is this the way to Amarillo?...... Bob the Builder...... the Big Brother theme tune

Any and all of those get my vote!

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Postby Delude » Sep 8th, '06, 19:19

mccabe24 wrote:Anything by System of a Down


:evil: :evil: :evil:

TOTALLY disagree. System Of A Down are amazing, they'll be splitting up soon though.

I Think that any music mccabe listens to is rubbish :D

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Postby cordenadam » Sep 8th, '06, 20:57

Smack my bitch up, thats such a pathetic song its funny :idea:

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Postby Misanthropy » Sep 8th, '06, 21:32

Don't you just hate those novelty kids songs that are strategically released a week before christmas so they are doomed to become christmas number one?

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Postby Tomo » Sep 8th, '06, 21:54

Misanthropy wrote:Don't you just hate those novelty kids songs that are strategically released a week before christmas so they are doomed to become christmas number one?

<grits teeth>

Mr bloody Blobby...

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Postby Stephen Ward » Sep 8th, '06, 22:14

Misanthropy wrote:Don't you just hate those novelty kids songs that are strategically released a week before christmas so they are doomed to become christmas number one?


Do you mean the X factor winner :lol:

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Postby Misanthropy » Sep 8th, '06, 22:54

stephenmagic wrote:
Misanthropy wrote:Don't you just hate those novelty kids songs that are strategically released a week before christmas so they are doomed to become christmas number one?


Do you mean the X factor winner :lol:


:lol:

songs like Mr Blobby, teletubbies, tweenies, Bob the Builder, Girls aloud, Chico :lol:

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