Doctor, doctor
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Doctor, doctor
by Who? » Jan 14th, '07, 21:21
This guy goes in for a check up. His doctor runs some tests. A few days later his doctor calls and says. “I got some bad news and some really bad news”. The guy asks “Well what’s the bad news?” The doctor says “The test results said that you have 24 hours to live.” Then the guy asks “What’s the really bad news?!” The doctor says “Well… I should have called you yesterday.”
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by moonbeam » Jan 14th, '07, 21:31
.... and there I was thinking someone else likes the Thompson Twins 
*** Sits back and waits for comments such as "Who are the Thompson Twins?" ***
*** Sits back and waits for comments such as "Who are the Thompson Twins?" ***
Last edited by moonbeam on Jan 15th, '07, 00:42, edited 1 time in total.
QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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by Markdini » Jan 14th, '07, 22:24
Wsnt they the two from Tin Tin?
I am master of misdirection, look over there.
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We are not falling out young Welshy, we are debating, I think farlsy is an idiot he thinks I am one. We are just talking about who is the bigger idiot.
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by moonbeam » Jan 15th, '07, 00:42
Markdini wrote:Wsnt they the two from Tin Tin?
Heh heh - I was waiting for someone to say that
They were a group from the 80's and one of their hits was called "Doctor Doctor".
They actually got their name from the characters from Tin Tin. Strange how a group should call themselves "Twins" when there were 3 members lol
QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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by moonbeam » Jan 15th, '07, 17:54
pcwells wrote:Can't you see I'm burning burning...
*Applauds loudly*
QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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by moonbeam » Jan 15th, '07, 21:24
Tomo wrote:Ah, but do you have love on your side?
Well .... hold me now and lay your hands on me and we could be king for a day (Oh dear - where's it gonna end lol :? )
QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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by Gary Dickson » Jan 20th, '07, 07:57
Why did the bees go on strike?
They wanted more honey for less flowers.
They wanted more honey for less flowers.
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by lozey » Jan 20th, '07, 21:57
A man goes back to his Dr after having some tests done. The Dr says he wants to talk to the mans wife alone. After the man leaves, the Dr says to his wife
'Your husband is very ill but there is a chance he can recover. What he needs to do is give up work, he needs to take lots of rest and drink some alcohol every day to relax. You are to do everything he wants and not to nag him, argue with him or cause him stress. You must bring him breakfast in bed everyday and not ask him to help with any housework at all.'
The wife leaves the Drs and her husband is sat in the car. He says 'what did the Dr say...?' She says 'You're going to die very soon!'
'Your husband is very ill but there is a chance he can recover. What he needs to do is give up work, he needs to take lots of rest and drink some alcohol every day to relax. You are to do everything he wants and not to nag him, argue with him or cause him stress. You must bring him breakfast in bed everyday and not ask him to help with any housework at all.'
The wife leaves the Drs and her husband is sat in the car. He says 'what did the Dr say...?' She says 'You're going to die very soon!'
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by trickyricky » Jan 21st, '07, 03:38
Is the starter of this thread EVER going to come back? Now i think that one is just too funny!
I was born with Multiple Personality Disorder. Luckily, they are all me, they just dont always get along...
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Brilliant! On the subject, I was stung by a bee last week...
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