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by **IAIN** » Mar 9th, '07, 10:00

if you don't send me three hundred euros, then by the time you read this post, your dog will have hung itself...

by **greedoniz** » Mar 9th, '07, 10:44

Too late.

Does anybody know a good lawyer or can provide a good alibi?

by **Lady of Mystery** » Mar 9th, '07, 11:22

why do my new boots smell of almonds? :shock:

by **IAIN** » Mar 9th, '07, 11:22

Lady of Mystery wrote:why do my new boots smell of almonds?

are you sure you're not just wearing giant almonds? i make that mistake sometimes...

by **magicmonkey** » Mar 9th, '07, 11:23

ROFL greedoniz

by **IAIN** » Mar 9th, '07, 11:31

greedoniz wrote:Too late.

Does anybody know a good lawyer or can provide a good alibi?

tell them you were with chewbacca...again... :oops:

by **I.D** » Mar 9th, '07, 13:42

greedoniz wrote:Does anyone know how to dispose of the body of a 16 stone man?

Need an urgent reply as time is short.

Yeh, get him to threaten you with a pool table :wink:

by **Tomo** » Mar 9th, '07, 13:47

I.D wrote:
greedoniz wrote:Does anyone know how to dispose of the body of a 16 stone man?

Need an urgent reply as time is short.

Yeh, get him to threaten you with a pool table

Have you had a result?

by **greedoniz** » Mar 9th, '07, 13:49

why do my new boots smell of almonds?

Gangrene is mean't to smell of alomonds so I think you should take your feet to hospital before your toes drop off.

I used to know someone with wooden legs but real toes.....

by **I.D** » Mar 9th, '07, 14:26

Tomo wrote:Have you had a result?

no .. will let y'all know roughly 8ish tonight.. hearing at 16.45 could last a while

newhosiwhatsit

got a package through yesterday... missed the posty man.. have no idea what it could be .. lookin forward to it? Thinks it might be my new business cards.. very snazzy..

got a contact last night.. did holy moly, haunted key.. one red gaff effect.. ACR, 2 card monte.. and some stuff right out of royal road.. coins through the table.. coin a go go.. and my first ever performance of silver dream

he said he organises nights at come clubs.. may look me up to do some stage act.. only thing is.. I dont do stage work so I might negotiate to do walk around.. I could hold a small stage show.. a small set piece.. but not an entire stage act..

by **IAIN** » Mar 9th, '07, 14:48

oooh you could ask for a small area of the bar for you instead, keep 'em entertained while they're waiting to be served...beware of mirrors though..

you could even pop on a D'lite when you take a drink, and suddenly light up your pint as you sup...

by **I.D** » Mar 9th, '07, 15:29

abraxus wrote:you could even pop on a D'lite when you take a drink, and suddenly light up your pint as you sup...

great Idea Abraxus.. will do that.. I normally use D'lites while out.. pretending Im drunk.. Ill run after a taxi.. and grab a 'light' out of the brake lights.. then mess around with it.. that gets some reactions..

by **Lady of Mystery** » Mar 9th, '07, 15:41

I.D wrote:Thinks it might be my new business cards.. very snazzy..

Make sure you let me know how those cards come out

by **greedoniz** » Mar 9th, '07, 15:42

A result Yes!!

I let the police come into my cell one by one and punch the living hell out of me and once they learned the 16 stone fella was a Dale Winton tribute act they dropped the charges......

Oooh you mean't I.D not me didn't you

by **Tomo** » Mar 9th, '07, 15:47

Lady of Mystery wrote:why do my new boots smell of almonds?

Doesn't cyanide smell of almonds, or is that something else?

PS: Woo! Yay! Hooplah! I've just opened the latest offering from Blockbuster Online and it's the Jonathan Creek Xmas Specials collection. I may be some time chaps...

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