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Postby Dominic Rougier » Jan 9th, '09, 11:52



Farlsborough wrote:I just don't want to wear a ring, plain and simple Just not me.


Farlsborough's sure of his sexual preference.

Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
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Postby Josh » Jan 9th, '09, 15:44

Replicant wrote:Here's my tip...


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Postby Totally Mental » Jan 9th, '09, 19:58

Ted wrote:..... but rarely do you physically penetrate your spectators.




You have obviously never seen Greedo perform then!!!

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Postby queen of clubs » Jan 9th, '09, 21:03

Image

E-hehehehe, e-hehehehehe, e-heh. Heh. 8)

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Postby Mandrake » Jan 9th, '09, 21:10

Ooooh that's deep!

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Postby Beardy » Jan 10th, '09, 00:29

Mandrake wrote:Ooooh that's deep!
oi oi! That was purposeful! ;)

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Postby FairieSnuff » Jan 10th, '09, 09:07

Rob Blane Wrote

Hi Tom,
Do you still have ya chopper?
Regards, Rob


:shock: loretta bobbit springs to mind lol...

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Postby Replicant » Jan 10th, '09, 11:57

FairieSnuff wrote:peeps abreast


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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Jan 10th, '09, 13:28

The whole section of "NAKED MENTALISM".

My girlfriend, reading over my shoulder, asked why people read minds with no clothes on.

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Postby Lenoir » Jan 10th, '09, 15:02

beetlejuiceecis wrote:
My girlfriend, reading over my shoulder, asked why people read minds with no clothes on.



What kind of boyfriend browses forums whilst with their girlfriend? :shock: :lol:

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Postby Duplicity » Jan 10th, '09, 16:23

abecedarianmind wrote:they show you the parts, but spends very little time on the whole

it's best to know the whole then work down to the parts.


Ok, you have to hear this one outloud, rather than reading it.

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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Jan 10th, '09, 20:13

Lenoir wrote:What kind of boyfriend browses forums whilst with their girlfriend?


Point taken and lesson learned! :P ;)

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Postby daleshrimpton » Jan 12th, '09, 17:14

3 in a row from DominicRougier


Im in innuendo heaven. :lol:



Could you pull off something that was "real"

it must be tempting to put something in there.

I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.


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Postby daleshrimpton » Jan 12th, '09, 17:18

beetlejuiceecis wrote:The whole section of "NAKED MENTALISM".

My girlfriend, reading over my shoulder, asked why people read minds with no clothes on.


It's so you can see their hole section silly! :lol:

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Postby Dominic Rougier » Jan 12th, '09, 17:22

daleshrimpton wrote:3 in a row from DominicRougier


Im in innuendo heaven. :lol:



Could you pull off something that was "real"

it must be tempting to put something in there.

I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.



Curses! :D

Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
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