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Postby Harry Guinness » Feb 19th, '09, 00:09



It's not innuendo just cause it has the word 'come' in it! For that to work you'd have to have no 'around' otherwise it's silly!!!

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Postby Ted » Feb 19th, '09, 00:32

Harry Guinness wrote:'come'


Uh... huh huh huh. You said "come".

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Postby seraphseven » Feb 19th, '09, 10:21

daleshrimpton wrote:
I could tell you things that ive seen, heard, and felt that will amaze you!



I'm sure you can Dale, I'm sure you can.

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Postby daleshrimpton » Feb 20th, '09, 13:33

Ian wrote....

it's a nice twist on an old thing




Story of my life :(

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Postby daleshrimpton » Feb 20th, '09, 13:34

Ted wrote:
Uh... huh huh huh.



How was it for you?

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Postby JakeThePerformer » Feb 21st, '09, 00:41

themagicwand wrote:I have a very odd image of Siege's stockroom.



:shock:

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Postby daleshrimpton » Feb 21st, '09, 09:35

stubbins wrote

Problem is, it's currently blowing mine!



this is a problem
:?:


:lol:

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Postby EckoZero » Feb 22nd, '09, 23:52

Replicant wrote:warm, sticky and slightly salty


You wont find much better anywhere and it's nothing - a rigmarole with a few bits of paper and lots of spiel. That is Mentalism

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Postby JakeThePerformer » Feb 23rd, '09, 00:41

IAIN wrote:yeah - i think yours was the best if memory serves mate...


:shock: :lol: :lol: :shock:

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Postby sleightlycrazy » Feb 25th, '09, 06:38

kingofclubs wrote:Made doubly hard for me as I have quite small hands for a man. I tried various fancy moves to try and disguise it, but only ended up advertising the fact something shifty was going on.
I finally settled on just practicing it to the point where I could do the move silently and without any fuss. It doesn't need to fast, just smooth.
It got to the point where I couldn't pickup or hold a d*ck without doing it.


Yeesh...

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Postby Harry Guinness » Feb 25th, '09, 14:28

It's edited. It isn't funny when you have to edit it to make it fit! It wasn't even necesary!!!

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Postby MickyScouse » Feb 25th, '09, 16:05

Harry Guinness wrote:It isn't fun when you have to **** it to make it fit!


That's what....she...said?

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Postby Farlsborough » Feb 25th, '09, 19:12

TargetZero wrote:you have to hook her hole without looking directly at it



Tee hee!

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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Feb 25th, '09, 23:36

Farls, you got there before me :( :P

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Postby FairieSnuff » Feb 25th, '09, 23:38

beetlejuiceecis wrote:Farls, you got there before me :( :P


ewwwwwwwwwww sloppy seconds ...

F x

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