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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Feb 28th, '09, 00:31



I almost didn't post that for this exact reason. :lol:

Barton: Have you read the Bible, Pete?
Pete: Holy Bible?
Barton: Yeah.
Pete: Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I've heard about it.
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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Feb 28th, '09, 16:19

pcwells wrote:Ooooh! I've got an advanced member now!! :D


Thinking highly of yourself, are we?!

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Postby Farlsborough » Mar 1st, '09, 19:24

Ted wrote:I find that being very gentle works. The more effort you put in it the trickier it gets


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Postby Ted » Mar 1st, '09, 23:52

As I wrote it (and rewrote it to avoid this) I *knew* that someone would 'innuendo' me. *You* try giving a subtle explanation of handling a rough and smooth deck without sounding pervy! :)

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Postby themagicwand » Mar 2nd, '09, 16:40

dominono wrote: Took me months of pondering untill I finally just followed through

:shock:

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Postby daleshrimpton » Mar 2nd, '09, 17:23

or dear old craig browning admited that.....
many a mage have endured the spouse going on warpath and tossing


you're like Yoda.you dont say much, but what you do say is worth listening to....
Greg Wilson about.... Me.
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Postby pcwells » Mar 2nd, '09, 17:39

beetlejuiceecis wrote:
pcwells wrote:Ooooh! I've got an advanced member now!! :D


Thinking highly of yourself, are we?!


In all fairness, that was a single entendre... :P

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Postby taffy » Mar 2nd, '09, 20:44

ed crawford wrote:I have been obsessed by floating rings for years.

:lol:

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Postby IAIN » Mar 2nd, '09, 21:35

daleshrimpton wrote:i can only do it at the finger tips.It works, but its not great.


try a deeper grip, mate...

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Postby giznorm » Mar 3rd, '09, 12:06

IAIN wrote:i dont know about the Guiness's bush


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Postby MickyScouse » Mar 3rd, '09, 21:24

Lenoir wrote:I am the daddy of bottom dealing.


:?

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Postby Mandrake » Mar 3rd, '09, 22:52

Blapsing_Beard wrote: want to keep it going a bit longer
Don't we all Chris, don't we all..... :wink:

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Postby RobMagic » Mar 4th, '09, 15:20

Lenoir wrote:I've sprained my wrist AND shoulder


Being young and single will do this do you

Lenoir wrote:palming in my right hand could do with some work


It'll be like getting a new girlfriend

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Postby Lenoir » Mar 4th, '09, 15:52

Yeah, the old gf just doesn't do it anymore :roll:

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Postby Replicant » Mar 4th, '09, 19:23

Robbie wrote:I had a sniff


Not just me then.

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