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Postby IAIN » Mar 4th, '09, 20:11



Tomo wrote:I'm gearing up to splurge on a brace.


i hope whoever is wearing the brace is prepared...

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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Mar 4th, '09, 23:26

Tomo wrote:I love the feel of a brand new USPCC stripper...


I bet you do ;)

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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Mar 5th, '09, 01:31

Hunty said:
even the waitress was joining in and was truly astonished; it was quite literally my first *public* performance and she loved it!

I am sleeping happy tonight, I genuinely feel a buzz like none I have ever felt before; awesome!


No editing necessary...

Barton: Have you read the Bible, Pete?
Pete: Holy Bible?
Barton: Yeah.
Pete: Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I've heard about it.
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Postby Mandrake » Mar 5th, '09, 10:22

hunty also wrote:he's literally been dribbling at my Twister
Lucky you :D !

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Postby MickyScouse » Mar 5th, '09, 17:26

dat8962 wrote:let us know when you're down there and I'll try to turn up and give some support.


Never knew you were into dogging!

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Postby Robbie » Mar 6th, '09, 12:16

Replicant wrote:
Robbie wrote:I had a sniff


Not just me then.


In the Disturbing Auctions group, a new poster was suspected of being someone who had recently been banned for spamming. The most suspicious (and tech-savvy) among us then said, "Pardon me for a moment while I sniff your server..."

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Postby daleshrimpton » Mar 6th, '09, 15:14

Iain......

come off



snigger

you're like Yoda.you dont say much, but what you do say is worth listening to....
Greg Wilson about.... Me.
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Postby Eigen » Mar 6th, '09, 16:55

Mandrake wrote:IMHO It's a finger flasher


Ooh saucy.

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Postby kolm » Mar 6th, '09, 17:57

Magic Chris wrote:Ill come and entertain you for a whole hour at that price :D


"People who hail from Manchester cannot possibly be upper class and therefore should not use silly pretentious words"
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Postby Lawrence » Mar 6th, '09, 18:18

kolm wrote:
Magic Chris wrote:Ill come

I'm reminded of a scene from Black Books.

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Postby Eigen » Mar 6th, '09, 23:07

Jean Eugene Roberts wrote:deprive your third eye of its sight


Yes, third eye, I've heard that one before...

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Postby Jean » Mar 7th, '09, 00:02

Technically, you should be quoting my dad.

Invoke not reason. In the end it is too small a deity.
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Postby Eigen » Mar 7th, '09, 09:06

Yes i know,
I liked the poem,
But that one line i think needs to come here...

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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Mar 7th, '09, 16:54

Shrinking and Growing Head Illusion


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Barton: Have you read the Bible, Pete?
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Barton: Yeah.
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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Mar 7th, '09, 17:20

moonbeam wrote:the man is supposed to touch any two holes at a time


Sound advice, or just plain greedy? You decide!

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