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by **Lawrence** » May 8th, '09, 12:07

Lady of Mystery wrote:
themagicwand wrote:what are the odds of me getting heads on the second toss?

Well I'd guess that would depend on a few things...

There was so much of that thread that could've been bingoed. I used to have a Russian statistics lecturer that often said "what is the probability of getting head?", which always got a bit of a giggle.
"what is the probability of getting head 4 times in a row?" was a good one.

oh, and...

Lady of Mystery wrote:You're heading the right way for a slap!

Kinky!

by **Lawrence** » May 8th, '09, 12:08

Tomo wrote:
Lawrence wrote:"redeem now button" ey?

Is that the one that makes ladies scream "Oh God! Oh God!"?

I wouldn't know anything about that.

by **MagicalSmithy** » May 11th, '09, 16:02

Lawrence wrote:Mark was in my area once

Hehehe, SSSSOOOOOORRRRRYYYYY

by **Lady of Mystery** » May 11th, '09, 16:20

Lawrence wrote:
Tomo wrote:
Lawrence wrote:"redeem now button" ey?

Is that the one that makes ladies scream "Oh God! Oh God!"?

I wouldn't know anything about that.

No, most guys don't :roll:

by **Tomo** » May 11th, '09, 16:24

Lady of Mystery wrote:No, most guys don't

You should come with free a Haynes manual or something to explain what all the bits and bobs are for.

by **MagicalSmithy** » May 11th, '09, 16:33

Tomo wrote:
Lady of Mystery wrote:No, most guys don't

You should come with free a Haynes manual or something to explain what all the bits and bobs are for.

Wome are like high level magic tricks, only a select few no their secret and once you have figured it out you can get heaps of pleasure performing with them. :oops:

by **Lawrence** » May 11th, '09, 16:53

MagicalSmithy wrote:
Tomo wrote:
Lady of Mystery wrote:No, most guys don't

You should come with free a Haynes manual or something to explain what all the bits and bobs are for.

Wome are like high level magic tricks, only a select few no their secret and once you have figured it out you can get heaps of pleasure performing with them.

Yeah, you spend years trying to find the perfect angles and finger positions, how to perform invisibly or how to use just the right words.
Then you realise it's so much easier to just stick with the simple ones with a gimmick.

by **beetlejuiceecis** » May 11th, '09, 19:12

philipsw wrote:My embarrassing finish

by **MagicalSmithy** » May 11th, '09, 19:51

Lawrence wrote:
MagicalSmithy wrote:
Tomo wrote:
Lady of Mystery wrote:No, most guys don't

You should come with free a Haynes manual or something to explain what all the bits and bobs are for.

Wome are like high level magic tricks, only a select few no their secret and once you have figured it out you can get heaps of pleasure performing with them.

Yeah, you spend years trying to find the perfect angles and finger positions, how to perform invisibly or how to use just the right words.
Then you realise it's so much easier to just stick with the simple ones with a gimmick.

Which blow up doll do you prefer susie or sally. :lol:

by **IAIN** » May 11th, '09, 19:54

i had a blow up doll once, even she answered back...by hissing at me rather venomously...

thank you and goodnight...

by **MagicalSmithy** » May 11th, '09, 19:56

IAIN wrote:i had a blow up doll once, even she answered back...by hissing at me rather venomously...

thank you and goodnight...

Maybe it was your sharp wit that let her down........ :oops:

by **Farlsborough** » May 12th, '09, 01:47

There's a joke about a little prick in here somewhere... :roll:

by **Replicant** » May 12th, '09, 07:14

Lusty Lucy's Luscious Lips. Best doll on the market.

by **Mr_Grue** » May 12th, '09, 07:53

Lawrence wrote:Yeah, you spend years trying to find the perfect angles and finger positions, how to perform invisibly or how to use just the right words.

That's why I try and get the dirty work out of the way as soon as possible, so I can then just focus on my presentation.

by **Lenoir** » May 17th, '09, 11:06

Tomo wrote:a blob shot straight into my eye. I could taste the damned stuff for hours.

woah.

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