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Postby Wishmaster » May 31st, '09, 15:32



Totally Mental wrote:
MagicalSmithy wrote:Learned how to work my ring......


Amazing what you can learn at the London meets.....

ROFLMAO! I'm so glad I live up north! :shock:

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Postby MagicalSmithy » May 31st, '09, 18:05

Wishmaster wrote:
Totally Mental wrote:
MagicalSmithy wrote:Learned how to work my ring......


Amazing what you can learn at the London meets.....

ROFLMAO! I'm so glad I live up north! :shock:


You will sucombe to the dark side of the Zombies.......BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Postby Lawrence » Jun 1st, '09, 13:15

Chris wrote:yeh Iain im currently using some Virgin... which I find work nicely... go in them very quickly... its a pain having to re-stitch them...


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Postby IAIN » Jun 1st, '09, 13:18

Lawrence wrote:
Chris wrote:yeh Iain im currently using some Virgin... which I find work nicely... go in them very quickly... its a pain having to re-stitch them...


how dare you use editing to create a simple innuendo...get out of my site!

for shame...

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Postby Lawrence » Jun 1st, '09, 13:21

Chris wrote:im currently using some Virgin


Better?

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Postby IAIN » Jun 1st, '09, 17:07

much better...

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Postby Wishmaster » Jun 1st, '09, 17:29

Mandrake wrote:
Replicant wrote:and I can actually feel their little willy through my jeans.
How do you manage that, stick your hand down your trouser leg or what :? ?

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day! :mrgreen:

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Postby Mandrake » Jun 1st, '09, 17:39

as good ol' Confucius used to (not) say...

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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Jun 1st, '09, 17:47

Wishmaster wrote:My, that's a big one!


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Postby FairieSnuff » Jun 5th, '09, 19:36

Craig Browning wrote:
I've started charging $50.00 for my standard 15 minute session but still do $10.00 quickies when working events or busking.
:shock: :shock:

Sorry even grumps are not exempt from IB.... :P

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Postby IAIN » Jun 5th, '09, 22:06

FairieSnuff wrote:Sorry even grumps are not exempt from IB....


irritable bowel?

im fully aware that wasnt an innuendo, just curious...

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Postby Lawrence » Jun 7th, '09, 18:15

moonbeam wrote:No takers ????


...Damn!!!

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Postby themagicwand » Jun 11th, '09, 15:06

Lady of Mystery wrote:
You know now that you'll have eveyone comming


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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jun 11th, '09, 15:23

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Not funny, Mr Bell, not funny at all!!!

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Postby Replicant » Jun 11th, '09, 20:09

Farlsborough wrote:You wrap tiny, tight little elastic bands round them until they shrivel up and drop off.


Kinky.

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