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how old is this nan of yours?

daleshrimpton wrote:how old is this nan of yours?

Never mind the age, what's her fighting weight?

MagicalSmithy wrote:Btw say what you want about my nan I wont do anything about it and I wont help you when she starts sending you pictures.

Oh, yes please!

i-love-em-old-and-bold@hotmail.com

Craig Browning wrote: I've found that the best solution is to give yourself a nightly buff... that is to say, a do it yourself

mass-debater!

Wishmaster wrote:

IAIN wrote:i now have a full beaver!

you've done it again! you can't use a deliberate innunedo!

Folks, most of what Iain posts is deliberate (cos he's a dirty troublemaker) and therefore not eligible for inclusion in this thread, whether accompanied by his trademark "phnar" or otherwise. I thank you.

sometimes i let one slip out by accident

Lenoir wrote:It really isn't very hard! Once you've found the right pressure and technique for yourself, it's done.

please note, i do not say "phnar" in real life, just on here to raise my awareness of my own in-you-end-oh...

Tomo wrote:I have a good sense of rhythm so I can do 30 seconds quite easily....

Show off

Tomo wrote:I have a good sense of rhythm so I can do 30 seconds quite easily.

stud!

Ha ha! As Blackadder once said: "I try, ma'am. Then once I've got my breath back, I try again."

Craig Browning wrote:a tight fitting latex cover that holds in the liquid until you pull it off

A_n_t wrote:Nervously I fumbled around the box

Wishmaster wrote:

A_n_t wrote:Nervously I fumbled around the box

I shall be watching your posts like a hawk now... Granted a slightly blurry eyed, maybe blind in one eye hawk but still!

Wishmaster wrote:common courtesy would dictate a period of lurking to get a feel

=D

And I was being so careful about what I said too!!!!!!!! You're almost as bad as Iain