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by **Replicant** » Jan 5th, '10, 14:55

IAIN wrote:
ajaxjones wrote: I am sure the 1st would come in a flash

A quick splash and dash and you're off.

So to speak.

by **Robbie** » Jan 5th, '10, 16:21

JakeThePerformer wrote:Saint Adel:
I remember, I was talking on the phone and suddnly it just happened.
I can't wait to get it set up and perform it!

Well, if you're going to phone those 0898 numbers...

by **spooneythegoon** » Jan 5th, '10, 20:31

IAIN wrote:stop exposing your monkey...

by **spooneythegoon** » Jan 5th, '10, 20:34

A_n_t wrote:I'll check out the Princess.

by **IAIN** » Jan 5th, '10, 21:26

spooneythegoon wrote:
IAIN wrote:stop exposing your monkey...

erm..that was deliberate...

by **IAIN** » Jan 6th, '10, 12:56

Agecroft wrote:I like those rings to use in the way that you mentioned Dale,

What size would a man need? as I'd want to be able to at least get it onto my finger

by **spooneythegoon** » Jan 6th, '10, 13:50

IAIN wrote:
spooneythegoon wrote:
IAIN wrote:stop exposing your monkey...

erm..that was deliberate...

I know, but I couldnt find anything else...

by **daleshrimpton** » Jan 6th, '10, 14:14

stuff is there if you look. Big cheese for example has just admitted that

I just can't quite put a face to it

my sugestion is, you get her to wash more often.

by **IAIN** » Jan 8th, '10, 19:24

finneyfollower wrote:if you do a bunch of card tricks and end up pulling off

it must be a very good trick...

by **Replicant** » Jan 10th, '10, 16:46

Grimshaw wrote:the first thing that came into their mouths

by **Johnny Wizz** » Jan 12th, '10, 21:18

David The Cryptic wrote:
Escapology with Dixie Dooley Volume 2

Handcuffs, Shackles, and Straight Jackets

So just another Friday night staying at home then.....

by **IAIN** » Jan 13th, '10, 13:26

magicofthemind wrote:There's also the question of hard or soft. One effect that I came up with only works with a hard one.

by **daleshrimpton** » Jan 13th, '10, 13:38

IanKendall
a man obsesed....

first he wrote

Personally, I find it hard

and then he adds...

I found the latter part of this harder

It's clearly a case of Viagra abuse.
:lol:

by **daleshrimpton** » Jan 13th, '10, 13:57

"TheStoner wrote.....

daleshrimpton wrote:I absolutly hate the soft tips. And they perish.

Agreed - soft bad, hard good (bingo?).

It's like George Orwell wrote the manual for a penis pump. :lol:

by **Replicant** » Jan 14th, '10, 14:07

daleshrimpton wrote:Like a snake.

Boasting again.

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