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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby molesworth » Jan 10th, '12, 22:18



Well played, Sir.

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Heckler » Jan 13th, '12, 12:00

Mancunian Lee wrote:so went down for a practise mat!


There are a number of things I'll do for a practise mat, but I won't do that!

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Lawrence » Jan 13th, '12, 12:49

Heckler wrote:
Mancunian Lee wrote:so went down for a practise mat!


There are a number of things I'll do for a practise mat, but I won't do that!


"Aaaaaaaand... I would do anything for a practise mat...... But I Won't do that.... no no no... no I won't do that..........."

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Mancunian Lee » Jan 13th, '12, 18:58

Heckler wrote:
Mancunian Lee wrote:so went down for a practise mat!


There are a number of things I'll do for a practise mat, but I won't do that!


Bet you would :D

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Chris Black » Jan 16th, '12, 12:16

TedTalon wrote:again just like my girlfriend. The fact that you can load up to three possibilities leaves me so much room


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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Mandrake » Jan 23rd, '12, 13:19

kaala wrote:Yes i did it to relieve tightness, mine were way too tight

Yeah, we've all bought underpants like that... :wink:

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Robmonster » Jan 25th, '12, 13:22

daleshrimpton wrote: Ive become adicted to the salty lovelyness since christmas. :)
Best gift ever.


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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Heckler » Jan 27th, '12, 13:08

daleshrimpton wrote:.( The fist woman to ever win at FISM)


That kind of thing wins FISM?

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Rob » Jan 28th, '12, 02:12

Lee Smith wrote:
The more you do the better it gets. :D


Dirty boy, Lee :wink:

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Lady of Mystery » Feb 2nd, '12, 08:42

Basem wrote:Hello,
you would lick the flap and it becomes sticky.


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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Lord Freddie » Feb 2nd, '12, 11:01

Stephen Ward wrote:I will still purchase it in case my left arm feels strong enough to do some regular magic again


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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Mandrake » Feb 2nd, '12, 13:24

Tomo wrote:US customers just take it out.


:shock:

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Discombobulator » Feb 4th, '12, 15:49

Not really an innuendo, but you heard it hear first...
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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Rob » Feb 4th, '12, 20:26

Even our lovely new members (I know, I know - I'm not even trying :lol: ) are starting early, these days...

FTHO wrote:i double checked to see if mine was too long!


Just a shame they have no sense of modesty :roll: :wink:

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Ant » Feb 4th, '12, 21:15

Phil Tuffnell, BBC One, The Magician's wrote:Excuse me madam, can I use your ring?


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