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by **Mr Deck** » Aug 14th, '07, 18:35

Blapsing_Beard Said

Will even throw in a load of heart gems, perfect sizing

Do we need or what needs perfect sizing... :wink:

by **I.D** » Aug 14th, '07, 18:54

some really normal sentences are creeping their way into this thread, whether or not any innuendo can be drawn from them or not.

Or some people have the oddest minds :shock:

by **Beardy** » Aug 14th, '07, 19:28

oh so true

by **greedoniz** » Aug 22nd, '07, 15:31

seige wrote:
Squash balls are fab.

Not saying a word

by **Mark Williams** » Aug 22nd, '07, 16:24

Looks like I made a few already:

Mark Williams wrote:

once the two rubber bands are linked, you are in position to perform.

...and

You will have to watch your angles, though.

...and

I still have yet to scratch the surface of all that's there.

...and

You will need to reposition them

...finally

There are some moves which are repeated, so it does get a bit monotonous at times.

You just have to love taking these quips out of context. :lol:

by **Mandrake** » Aug 30th, '07, 18:17

http://www.talkmagic.co.uk/ftopic20959.php&highlight= specs bringing up criss angle

The moral is: Never perform for cannibal specs who can't hold their lunch.....

by **Lord Freddie** » Aug 30th, '07, 18:36

I wish someone would tell these phillistines it's spelt A-N-G-E-L.
Not ANGLE. Blimey. Still what do you expect from a nation that can't spell 'colour'.

by **Lawrence** » Aug 30th, '07, 18:39

although Chris 'Angle' is quite a good pun.

by **Mandrake** » Aug 30th, '07, 18:42

Our local Church is usually mis-referred to as, 'St.Micheal and All Angles' which is two errors for the price of one. Even BT and the Inland Revenue/Customs bods make those mistakes!

by **Beardy** » Aug 30th, '07, 20:52

Magic Discoman:

"Totally Screwed"

You wish

by **Lady of Mystery** » Sep 5th, '07, 10:17

Blapsing_Beard wrote:hmm...think you could get 2 in your mouth, then pull them out length ways, slowly, individually?

well if you really wanted to I guess you could try

by **Beardy** » Sep 5th, '07, 15:16

Lady of Mystery wrote:
Blapsing_Beard wrote:hmm...think you could get 2 in your mouth, then pull them out length ways, slowly, individually?

well if you really wanted to I guess you could try

Oh i really should have seen that one coming...

by **Carl Buck** » Sep 5th, '07, 15:21

Blapsing_Beard wrote: Oh I really should have seen that one coming...

Or both

by **HenryHoudini** » Sep 5th, '07, 15:48

ooooh a double innuendo!

by **Beardy** » Sep 5th, '07, 16:01

ouch!

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